Ride, Carl! Ride like the wind!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Taste llama milk, star destroyer!
[last lines]
It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl. You know, we... [finds out Carl just disappeared] Carl?
Jimmy, [points at the screen] look!
Llama-palooza! Llama-palooza, yeah!
We've gotta get him out right away!
Maybe we'll just let him stay there, 'til after lunch.
Okay. Got any bologna?
[they walk off, leaving Carl inside the screen with a bunch of llamas]
Jimmy, I'd like you to meet the new producer of Science with Jimmy!
[Cindy enters the room.]
NO!
And... [Libby enters the room as well.] Your new co-host!
NO!
Jimmy, calm down. We know that you want the show to educate people. We deeply and genuinely respect that.
NO!
And all those fools that laughed at me called me half-done and never-finished, which weren’t particularly good nicknames, but they stung, all the same.
Well, wait a minute, if you never finish anything. How’d you finish that Robotic suit?
Who says it’s finished? I never put in a bathroom! Aah Speaking of which I’ll be right back.
Bathroom? Duck collection? Son?
Ooh! Hop?
Go fast and slip?
Chew gum at the same time?
Ahh, never mind…
Good report, Libby, but next time leave off the headphones. I've been asking you to wrap it up for the last 20 minutes.
[misunderstanding] What?!
I said, next time you can't…
[still misunderstanding] Pardon?
I said sit down! [gets up from her desk with graded chemistry tests from last week as Libby sits back down in her seat] Now, class, time to hand back last week's chemistry test. [hands Cindy her graded test] Congratulations, Cindy. You got the best grade in the whole class.
A-plus. Pack it in, Neutron. Your best years are behind you. I got an A-plus to your lowly…
[holds up his graded test; smugly and satisfied] Not a chance, Vortex. Now read it and weep!
A-plus-plus?! Miss Fowl, I thought you said I got the best grade in class.
I meant, except for Jimmy. Do I really need to say that every time?
You know, this wouldn't happen if you people would just wear your Ultra Lord Utility Belt!
Carl, are you okay? Speak to me!
Flying metal chicken.
Oh, no. He's delusional!
Actually, Jimmy, I gotta go with Carl on this one. [points to a giant Yolkian chicken ship in the sky]
The Yolkians.
Attention, Retroville! This is the Neutron early alert system! This is an emergency! We're being invaded by Yolkians! All citizens report to the park immediately to defend the town!
Good people of Earth, there's no cause for alarm. We come in peace.
Good, now go in peace!
Stop them before they're nice again!
Mom, Dad, you can't honestly believe the Yolkians aren't evil anymore just 'cause they brought us presents.
But such lovely presents, dear. Hugh, look at my new diamond earrings again.
Still beautiful. You see, Jim-Jim, evil spaceniks are people just like you and me, and like people, they deserve a second chance, especially the ones with huge bags of gifts.
Well, the sooner they go back to Yolkus, the better, if you ask me.
[flushes the toilet as he exits the bathroom] Hello, Neutrons. How are my three humanoid life forms doing?
Mom! What's he doing here?!
Didn't you tell him, Hugh?
[realizes] Nope. Must've slipped my mind. Jimbo, say hello to our new houseguest—- King Goobot!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Time out, here! We're letting an evil alien live in our house?!
Now, Jimbo, don't be rude. The Yokians are friendly now. They've even offered to fill in for all of us at our humdrum jobs for as long as we want.
Mom, say something!
How do you like your steak cooked, Mr. Goobot?
Cooked?! Oh, uh, I mean, however you like it, my good woman.
Good morning, children. Starting today, I'm taking an indefinite holiday. So say hello to your substitute teacher: Ooblar!
What?!
OOoblar
Thank you, old one.
Thank you for the motorcycle. Ciao! [dashes away]
OOoblar
Well, won't this be fun? I just know we're going to have a wonderful time getting to know each other.
Um, Mr. Ooblar, may I go to the bathroom?
OOoblar
WHY?! So you can plot a rebellion by passing notes through the sewers and rally the town to battle?! [all the students look at him] Uh… forget I said that. [laughs] I meant, of course you may.
Actually, I kind of don't have to go anymore.
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