That '70s Show · Season 5, Episode 2
“I Can't Quit You Babe (a.k.a. Jackie and Hyde Get Busted)” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Eric Forman (3), Donna Pinciotti (2), Michael Kelso (1), Steven Hyde (1), Fez (1), Jackie Burkhart (1)
[During a circle, where the issue of Eric trying to convince Bob out of enrolling Donna in a Catholic school is discussed]
It's true. I'm gonna march over there and talk to Bob... I love a good march. My birthday's in March, then it's on to April. April Showers. Oh, The Seduction Of Eric Forman, starring the insatiable April Showers! [laughs]
[Eric and Donna walk in on Jackie and Hyde kissing.]
What the hell!
Oh, my God.
I'm blind!
Get off me! [pushes Hyde away]
[to Donna] Great outfit.
So, yeah. What exactly did you guys see?
You, him, hands, tongues. It was horrible!
You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard.
[During a circle, where the issue of Eric trying to convince Bob out of enrolling Donna in a Catholic school is discussed]
It's true. I'm gonna march over there and talk to Bob... I love a good march. My birthday's in March, then it's on to April. April Showers. Oh, The Seduction Of Eric Forman, starring the insatiable April Showers! [laughs]
Are you really gonna go talk to my dad for me? Eric, you’re so sweet and brave. Pound for pound, you’re like, the bravest guy in the whole world. I love you so much!
Well, my candy is safe. But something was up with Jackie. She looked scared, like a deer in the headlights with his pants down.
Man, I feel sorry for Jackie. I mean, to have to look at this all day and not be able to touch it? I can’t even do that!
[to Donna] God, I love you.
I love you more. [starts making out with Eric]
Sexy.
Hey! You two quit it, okay?! This circle is sacred! You don't do anything in here that you wouldn't do in a church! No, wait... in a cemetery! No, wait... in the teacher's lounge! Man, I've done it everywhere.
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