That '70s Show · Season 5, Episode 1
“Going to California” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Steven Hyde (2), Red Forman (2), Kitty Forman (2), Eric Forman (1), Jackie Burkhart (1)
[Kitty catches Hyde and Jackie kissing.]
Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers!
No, it's not what you think. We're not together.
Then what's going on in my kitchen?
Eric's in California! [Kitty leaves the kitchen.]
Jackie, you just totally burned Forman. That is so badass. [They go back to kissing]
[After Eric brings up Luke Skywalker to a conversation about getting Donna in California]
Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I'm sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!
Luke Skywalker is NOT!!!...He and Leia clearly-I... [calms down] Mom, Dad. This is important.
No. No California. You know what's important?: School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down.
Luke Skywalker would have buckled down.
I read by 1984, the government will have tracking devices on all of us. And after that, they're gonna jam electrodes in our brains so they can read our memories. Damn U.S. government.
"Damn U.S. government?" Without our government, you'd be stuck in Siberia now sucking the juice from a rotten commie potato! Let me tell you something. If the U.S. government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, "Thank you, and God bless America!"
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