[The gang is not pleased that Kelso's planning to bail on the check at the Vineyard.]
Michael, I have never dined and dashed, and I'm not about to start now.
Uh, well... Remember when we went to nice restaurants and I told you to wait in the car while I paid? Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car?
Oh, my God. I'm a thief.
I think technically you're an accessory.
Which should make you happy, because you love accessories, earrings, bracelets, bangles, bows...
Shut up!
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