[Kelso continues to write his song and practice the chords]
"I didn't mean to cheat, but she forced me. Downright coerced me." [pauses] That's kinda good. [writes lyrics]
Man, I just asked her (Donna) for a root beer.
You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.
That's true.
Donna does not control me!
Oh Eric, you have so much to learn, my friend.
I wish Jackie was still controlling me. I love being on a short leash. [pauses, and strums guitar again] "Put the SHORT LEASH BACK ON ME!"
Kelso, uh, let me see that for a second. [picks up guitar and smashes it on table]
[laughs] You know that was kind of funny, that was your guitar. [pauses] BURN!
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