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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 2

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Season 2 quotes

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S2The Kraang Conspiracy

This...doesn't seem possible.

What is it? What’s wrong?

Based on all the evidence I’ve clued from the lab, your cellular makeup is actually a morph-genetic blend of human and Kraang DNA.

Wait. Are you saying...?

You're not entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien-mutant.

LRLeo, Raph and April

A mutant!?

Oh, yeah! Welcome to the family!

S2Fungus Humungous

You know, Casey, it's awesome there's someone else who knows about the Turtles. I have, like, no one talk to. Especially after Dad turned into a mutant-bat.

I know. 4 mutant-turtles living a sewer with a talking rat? I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up.

(Leo is trying to meditate with Splinter, but cannot seem to focus.)

Leonardo?

[falls over in surprise] Sorry, Sensei. Can't seem to focus.

I noticed. What is it that troubles you, my son?

I keep having the same nightmare, Sensei - every night! I let the team down. They're dragged off into darkness and I'm powerless to help.

This is not uncommon. All leaders must face the fear of losing their team. I face this every time you and your brothers' leave the lair.

[runs into the lair, panting] Guys! April! Sewers! Hurry!

Casey, what's wrong?

Are the Foot bots back?

W-we were on our way here, and next thing I know April starts acting freaked out, then runs off! She's gone!

Wait, wait… You just lost April!?

Relax! I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Like she was eaten by a giant sewer snake, or something.

Let's go!

What is going on here?

Fungus!

Language, please! There's a lady present.

April and Raph have been exposed to toxins found in certain types of fungi. The mushroom must produce it as some kind of defense mechanism.

Defense against what, being stir-fried?

[hallucinating them as giant cockroaches] I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out! I'M FREAKING OUT!

It's okay, dude. It's me, Mikey. (approaches Raph for a hug) Give your bro a hug. It'll make you feel better. Come on now. Where's the love? (hugs) Awww! It's right here between my arms!

[coughing] April, we need to get out of here! Take my hand!

HAHallucination-April

Don't touch me! Get away from me! You make me sick, mutant... weirdo!

April… what's wrong with you?

HAHallucination-April

You nerdy 3-fingered freak, I hate you! You mutated my father! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

She hates me. April hates me!

Everybody's gone… It's my fault! I failed them! It's all my fault!

HRHallucination-Captain Ryan

[slaps Leo] It's your fault, Cadet Leonardo! You blew it! What kind of a leader are you? Are you a man, or a turtle?

Ugh… Where am I?

HMHallucination-Mikey

You let us down, bro!

HDHallucination-Donnie

You did this!

HRHallucination-Raph

It's your fault, Leo!

NO! No! C'mon, fight your fear, Leo! Get your head straight… FIGHT IT!

[sees Mikey] Mikey. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. What the heck's happening to us, man?! [Mikey says nothing] Uh, you okay? [Mikey's head pops off and out comes cockroaches] I'LL BURY YOU, COCKROACH!

KEEP AWAY FROM ME! STAY BACK! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY BRAIN JUICE!

STOP FOLLOWING ME, DAD!

NO, LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE!

HAHallucination-April

What's the matter, freak, scared?! Maybe I should put you out of your misery.

S2Metalhead Rewired

S2Of Rats and Men

(April has found a cat on the road and asks the turtles to take care of her) Awww!!! Look at you! (Cuddling) Coochie-woochie-woochie! (To Donnie) Can we keep her?

You know, Master Splinter is a rat.

Yeah. What if that cat goes nuts and attacks him? She'll feed of his body for months.

You know, there is something seriously wrong with you.

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