Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 2
[faced with Mutagen Man] Donnie's monster?! Can't I go a MONTH without some mutant attacking me? [Casey gets in front of her] What are you doing?
Whatever that thing is, it's pure evil, and completely cool looking!! I'll handle this, sweetheart.
"Sweetheart"?
[screams upon seeing his acne] WHAT THE-?! I'M A MUTANT!!!
Uh, he's just realizing that now?
My son, I sense there is something you would like to tell us.
What? No, not at all. Really, I didn't do anything. [gives in] Okay, okay! You got me! I kinda... I sprinkled a little... [pulls out a vial of mutagen] mutagen on my skin.
[shocked and furious] WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING?! WHY?!
To become better! Cooler, you know? You guys treat me like a big goofball all the time! So I found this vial in Donnie's lab. The label says it'll make you super cool.
[turns the vial around, showing that "cool" is actually "cooled"] No, it says you're supposed to keep it super cooled, as in TEMPERATURE!!! This was a reject-batch of retro-mutagen, Mikey! It's DANGEROUS!
Well, you could've made it a little more clear! [Donnie turns the vial around to show many warning labels] Still not that clear.
But now that I know what caused this, I think I can engineer an antidote from the remaining sample.
[delighted] Yes, yes, yes! [hugs Donnie] I love you, man.
Then you must start right away.
I'm just missing one key instrument, though. A molecular centrifuge to mix the solution.
No problem! Money is no object! [to Leo] Leo, can I borrow some cash?
Bradford, Xever. Enter.
I detest this clumsy body. What I wouldn't give to be human again!
Seriously, I don't have all night.
Don't get too comfortable, Karai. Shredder is the only one worthy of that throne.
[Dogpound put a mutation leash on Baxter Stockman]
Is this...mutagen?
I call it insurance. Double-cross us, and boom, we see what you turn into! Maybe some sort of bug.
[A hologram of Oroku Saki is seen]
So, Daughter. You not only disobey my orders in my absence, your petty scheme failed miserably.
It was those stupid Footbots! They couldn't keep up with the Turtles! But here's the good news- the Kraang have been upgrading them.
Hear me, Karai. You will not have anymore dealings with the Kraang until I return. Do not defy me again! The consequences would be...unfortunate.
Understood, Father.
From what I could translate from the orb, it seems the Kraang are building some advanced heavy weaponry.
Any guess what it could be?
[raises his hand] Ooh! Lasers disguised as burritos! Yes! It all makes sense now.
It DOES make sense... you have the brain of an AVOCADO!
Alright, guys, stay focused. We find the weapon and we destroy it, and then we get Mexican... pizza.
It is very good to see you again, April.
I missed you, Master Splinter. I hope we can start training again soon.
Of course. [bows down] Whenever you wish.
[to the Turtles] I never got a chance to tell you guys that I'm sorry, for everything.
You're sorry? But we were the ones that screwed up.
It was an accident. And most importantly, you're my friends. I don't ever want to hold a grudge ever again.
Why!? Why are you doing this!!?
The others hold you back. Limit your potential. You don't need 'em. Just like you said!!
[Slash drags a badly hurt Mikey to the edge of a skyscraper]
You're wrong! I never wanted this!!
[A dejected Raph looks at his photograph of Spike]
He's still out there somewhere.
Raphael, do you know what I do when I miss my loved ones from the past?
No.
I focus on the friends I am surrounded in the present.
What are you doing, Leo!? I was goin' for Mikey!
What part of "last Turtle standing" don't you understand!?
[Donnie drinks his soda, Mikey approaches with his popcorn and bumps into Donnie and his popcorn spill all over him]
Yo! You ready for 48 hours of mega-thrusting, evil-fighting, galaxy-saving super sentai action?
I was until you spilled greasy POPCORN ALL OVER ME!
[takes a popcorn from Donnie's face and eats it] My bad.
How do you know these freaks?
These are the... other friends I told you about.
So they're NOT the bad guys?
No way! [sighs] Casey Jones, meet Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo...
What up? [gets smacked by Raph]
...and the one and only Raphael.
So the Turtles are all... Italian?
No. I named them after my favorite painters and sculptors of the Italian Renaissance.
[gasps, screams, and then faints in shock]
Casey? Casey, wake up! [shakes, then slaps his face; Casey wakes up] This is Master Splinter, Casey. He's cool.
You do not have to fear me, my friend. Rest assured, I do not bite.
He's a giant, t-t-talking rat?!
April O'Neil's psychic and extrasensory abilities, which were hinted in "Monkey Brains", are fully proven.
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