Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) quotes

Thank you. You saved us from ourselves.

April

Yourselves?

Michelangelo

The demons were the Aeons all along?

The Utrom entrusted us with the first fragment of the Black-Hole Generator for safekeeping. We Aeons had never allowed technology on our world before. Entranced by its immense power, we desired to know its secrets and hid away our beloved Sol Star, thus corrupting our world and us with it. Thank you, friends, for saving our world.

Take this. It is a tiny fragment of our Sol Star. It will bring you both luck and power.

April

It's beautiful.

Casey

Goodbye, glow-y dudes.

Fugitoid

I have a plan to save your brother, but it's going to require a little psychic help.

Raphael

Uh, I don't know about this, Professor.

Fugitoid

Well, the theory is sound. April will psychically project you into Michelangelo's mind.

Donatello

Trying to navigate Mikey's mind is like trying to watch every TV channel at once.

Leo

Ho...

Raph

...ly...

Donnie

Chalupa!

Casey

When did you learn to do that?

April

The Professor's training. The crystal fragment I got from the Aeons helps me focus my powers.

April

Hold your breath, guys! [Uses her acquired extraordinarily strong psionic abilities to call forth the Fugitoid's spacecraft]

Donatello

We managed to find the first one, but we need the others.

You found one of the pieces!?

No one should have such power. We Utroms took pains to hide the pieces in the safest parts of the galaxy.

Leonardo

Safest!? The first piece corrupted the entire race of Aeons!

Bishop

What!!?

Impossible!

No way!

Leonardo

I totally go for mutants, like Karai, but alien lizards?

Donatello

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Leo.

Who enters the realm seeking audience with Hidrala, supreme ruler of the Daagon?

Leonardo

Uh, greetings, Supreme Ruler. My name is Leonardo and these are my companions.

Michelangelo

What up? [Raphael hits him]

Fugitoid

We come bearing the sigil of the Utrom. We seek the fragment of the Back-Hole Generator that you have in your possession.

You may rise.

April

Thank you, Your Majesty.

The Utrom entrusted the fragment to me, giving Hidrala ultimate say over it. Are you truly worthy to claim a device of such devastating power? Who among you is leader? [Leonardo steps forward] You? You are a mere child. How are you worthy?

Leonardo

We may be young, but we have fought huge battles, saved whole planets! And on top of everything else, we saw the destruction of our world.

Donatello

We've been given a second chance to save Earth. We're gonna destroy the Black-Hole Generator.

Ha! It cannot be destroyed. Why do you think it was hidden away?

Leonardo

If you keep it, the Triceratons will find it. They'll tear your kingdom apart to get it.

If you desire the fragment, you must face Cthuga, an ancient beast that obeys only me. If you are indeed worthy, it will sense this and let you take it freely. If you are not, it will devour you whole.

How are you, Leonardo?

Leonardo

A little shell-shocked, but I'm okay. Are you hurt, ma'am?

I am unharmed, thanks to you. You all fought to protect our kingdom. For that you have our deepest gratitude. Especially mine. Leonardo, your actions validate the truth of your words. The second fragment of the Black-Hole Generator is yours.

Leonardo

Supreme ruler, I don't understand.

The guardian was only a test. I have kept the second fragment hidden in the palace vaults ever since the Utrom entrusted us with its safety. Now, I entrust it to you. If you claim you can destroy this infernal machine, then the Daagon honor you.

Leonardo

Thank you, supreme ruler.

Raph

The world is so flat, I can't even see my own butt! Donnie, explanation!?

Donnie

We're possibly in some kind of... alternate dimension.

I'm trying to tell you, this isn't a weapon! It's a portal projector!

Donatello

Oh, yeah? Well how do we know you're not a Kraang?

That's why we brought you here, Kraang! He's causing trouble in our dimension, and yours too!

Kraang's, like, trying to destroy both our realities, dudes! We just don't know how. You gotta believe us!

That's why we called on you posers- I mean, turtles for help. Did I say posers? Oops.

Raphael

Posers?! You guys don't even fight with your weapons! And what's up with the initials on your belts? Lame!

I think I’m gonna like putting some more cracks in this imposter's shell. [points to 2012 Donnie] And you, Gappy, why do you sound so weird?

Donatello

[offended] Me, sound weird? Heard yourself lately?

Okay, guys, here’s the plan. The Donatellos will disarm the weapon. Everyone else, take down that creep! Turtle Power!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up with the Turtle Power for a second. You don’t give orders to my team, okay? I’m the order guy! This guy! Who- [the other Turtles run past him, leaving him alone and upset] I'm the order guy.

[in sign language; to the 1987 Turtles] Would you fine gentlemen kindly wait here a moment, and please remain quiet, or I will strike you repeatedly in the face and bodily regions.