Fugitoid quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Fugitoid

I have a plan to save your brother, but it's going to require a little psychic help.

Fugitoid

Donatello, you should be very proud of yourself. You used my spare parts in ways I never would have thought of, and between you and me, I'd say it would take you 2,000 years to master trans-dimensional physics.

April

Did that just happen?

Leo

The Earth, Splinter, everyone- everything.

Donnie

Gone. Lost in an endless gravitational pull of singularity.

Mikey

Holy pepperoni.

The Fugitoid

Watching your world fall into the singularity of a back hole is rather distressing. Can I offer you some coco?

Mikey

Dude, who are you?

The Fugitoid

My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt and you, my friends, are about to embark on a wondrous adventure.

Casey

This is so METAL!!!

Leonardo

Alright, Fugitoid, or whatever your name is, what just happened?

Raphael

This has got to be some kind of sick joke, right? [shakes Fugitoid] Right?!

Fugitoid

[smacks Raph] Calm down, Raphael. First things first, I have a job to do. Now, please, I've got a ship to fly while you all stand about gawking.

Raphael

What... what just happened? We're actually alive?

Donatello

I think we... we went back in time, about six months, based on where the Earth is in its revolution around the sun.

Leonardo

Six months? Then that means everyone's back? Including Master Splinter?

Fugitoid

Yes, Leonardo, but only for six months, and then, the Earth is doomed once more. Apologies.

April

I get it. We stop the Triceratons before they ever get a chance to use the Black Hole on Earth.

Fugitoid

Indeed. The Triceratons are spending this time searching the universe for the three fragments of the black hole weapon. Many years ago, the Utroms broke the machine into three pieces, hiding each fragment in the safest parts of the galaxy they could find. We must find them before the Triceratons find the fragments and reassemble them.

Michelangelo

And if we mess up, we just time travel back, right?

Fugitoid

No, no, no, no. A Black Hole prevents repeated localized time travel because even time is subject to its attraction. If we fail, Earth is lost forever. But on the bright side, whoever gets a second chance?

Casey

So why do you care, alien robot dude? Why are you helping us?

Raphael

Yeah, who are you anyway?

Fugitoid

My name is Professor Zayton Honeycutt. I'm a friend of the Utroms. It was Bishop who sent me, and plus, I've always wanted to see Earth.

Donatello

Fugitoid, start the ship!! Start the ship!!

Fugitoid

Oh, I can't believe you managed to tick off the most dangerous criminal the universe!

Fugitoid

Okay, April. In which of the spheres have I placed your Tessen?

April

That one.

Fugitoid

Ding, ding! Excellent. Your psychic abilities are marvels waiting to be unlocked.

April

Thanks, Professor. How do you know so much about the human brain?

Fugitoid

Since it's the only part of my original body left, I have extensive knowledge on brain stimulation.

Donatello

April, you gotta reach Fugitoid.

April

Let me see what I can do. [Utilizes her telepathic abilities to enter Fugitoid's subconscious mind via emitting a yellowish psionic wave] Professor Honeycutt, it's me- April- your friend! You have to fight Overmind.

You will not take control.

April

You are Professor Zayton Honeycutt! You are a D-Hoonibian.

Fugitoid

Yes. I am Professor Honeycutt! I am back!

April

That world- it's radiating a strange power, like pure evil. We're flying into danger, Professor.

Fugitoid

Evil? Nonsense. This is Xaava-Dal, the most beautiful planet in the known cosmos. It is gorgeous down there.

Fugitoid

Well, this isn't good. We're going around in circles.

Casey

[groans] We've been walking for miles, Donnie. That scanner's as useless as that gap in your teeth.

Donnie

Oh, let's not go back there, Casey. You know my gap is way more awesome than your gap.

Casey

My gap is way bigger than yours. You got a baby gap.

Mikey

Will you two cut it out? You're more annoying than Raph!

Raph

[furious] That's it!

Leo

Get off of him, man!

April

What are you doing? Professor, a little help?

Fugitoid

You must all stop! [holds up his hand] Don't make me smack you. You see this? This is my smacking hand. I'll use it!

Mikey

He's right, guys. What the heck is wrong with us?

April

What is it, Professor?

Fugitoid

It's the Sol Star, the symbol of the Aeons, containing the power of life itself.

April

So it was hidden away and the world turned evil. I get it now. "When the Sol Star reaches the mountain's peak, the light of the Aeons shall illuminate all."

Raphael

Great. So what does that mean?

April

It means we put it where it belongs.

Raphael

Uh, I don't know about this, Professor.

Fugitoid

Well, the theory is sound. April will psychically project you into Michelangelo's mind.

Donatello

Trying to navigate Mikey's mind is like trying to watch every TV channel at once.

Who enters the realm seeking audience with Hidrala, supreme ruler of the Daagon?

Leonardo

Uh, greetings, Supreme Ruler. My name is Leonardo and these are my companions.

Michelangelo

What up? [Raphael hits him]

Fugitoid

We come bearing the sigil of the Utrom. We seek the fragment of the Back-Hole Generator that you have in your possession.

You may rise.

April

Thank you, Your Majesty.

The Utrom entrusted the fragment to me, giving Hidrala ultimate say over it. Are you truly worthy to claim a device of such devastating power? Who among you is leader? [Leonardo steps forward] You? You are a mere child. How are you worthy?

Leonardo

We may be young, but we have fought huge battles, saved whole planets! And on top of everything else, we saw the destruction of our world.

Donatello

We've been given a second chance to save Earth. We're gonna destroy the Black-Hole Generator.

Ha! It cannot be destroyed. Why do you think it was hidden away?

Leonardo

If you keep it, the Triceratons will find it. They'll tear your kingdom apart to get it.

If you desire the fragment, you must face Cthuga, an ancient beast that obeys only me. If you are indeed worthy, it will sense this and let you take it freely. If you are not, it will devour you whole.

Fugitoid

You're quite...gifted. But you grew up on Earth, so naturally you're three thousand years behind in trans-dimensional physics.

Donnie

Three thousand years!? I'm a galactic idiot!

Fugitoid

The planet itself is Magdomar, which translates as "planet of ever-burning fire."

Mikey

Couldn't we at least once go the planet of comfy pillows and endless free pizza?