This marks the only appearance of the TMNT of the 1980s.
The world is so flat, I can't even see my own butt! Donnie, explanation!?
We're possibly in some kind of... alternate dimension.
8D80s Donatello
I'm trying to tell you, this isn't a weapon! It's a portal projector!
Oh, yeah? Well how do we know you're not a Kraang?
8L80s Leonardo
That's why we brought you here, Kraang! He's causing trouble in our dimension, and yours too!
8M80s Michelangelo
Kraang's, like, trying to destroy both our realities, dudes! We just don't know how. You gotta believe us!
8R80s Raphael
That's why we called on you posers- I mean, turtles for help. Did I say posers? Oops.
Posers?! You guys don't even fight with your weapons! And what's up with the initials on your belts? Lame!
8R80s Raphael
I think I’m gonna like putting some more cracks in this imposter's shell. [points to 2012 Donnie] And you, Gappy, why do you sound so weird?
[offended] Me, sound weird? Heard yourself lately?
1L1987 Leo
Okay, guys, here’s the plan. The Donatellos will disarm the weapon. Everyone else, take down that creep! Turtle Power!
2L2012 Leo
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up with the Turtle Power for a second. You don’t give orders to my team, okay? I’m the order guy! This guy! Who- [the other Turtles run past him, leaving him alone and upset] I'm the order guy.
2R2012 Raph
[in sign language; to the 1987 Turtles] Would you fine gentlemen kindly wait here a moment, and please remain quiet, or I will strike you repeatedly in the face and bodily regions.
Back so soon? You just left to patrol the city.
Sensei! [hug Splinter]
Is everything all right?
Definitely, Master Splinter. It's just so amazing to see you.
8L80s Leonardo
It's over. We stopped your little scheme. We deactivated all your dimensionizers. You're finished.
8M80s Michelangelo
That's right, pink dude. You can't blow up our realities anymore!
KSKraang Subprime
Blow up? Realities?! [turns to Krang, furious] You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for thousands of years?! Are you insane?!
KKrang
Well, you did say to wipe out the turtles at any cost.
KSKraang Subprime
This is why I banished you to two-dimensional Earth in the first place. Because you're an idiot! A moron! A dingleberry! So you know what?! I'm kicking you back! [kicks Krang through a portal to two-dimensional Earth]
KKrang
Oh, no! Not again!
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