A character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
(Glances at his black-and-white picture of his former human self, Tang Shen and little Miwa)
Home for me will never be complete without my daughter.
The longer she's out there alone, the more she risks losing her humanity.
We can help her. We just have to keep looking.
RaphFor all we know, Shredder or the Kraang have her.
No. I saw her only a few days ago, roaming the streets at night, but I was not in my right mind. I could not help her.
Karai. I know you're here, come out. You don’t have to be afraid anymore.
(Karai comes out of hiding)
We can help you- with this.
(Sprays the retro-mutagen on Karai, but nothing happens)
It doesn’t work. Donnie?!
I told you, Leo. Karai is special. She's not a normal mutant.
RaphIt was all for nothing?
It doesn’t matter. You can come home with us, Karai. We'll take care of you, I promise.
No. Too dangerous. My mind is going...
Then...then why did you want us to find you?
Wanted...to say...goodbye to all of you.
(Disappears into the water)
No! Karai! We’ll figure out a way to help you, Karai. I promise.
Leatherhead!
RaphPigeon Pete?
Dr. Rockwell?
Yes. The Kraang experimented on me, giving me psychic powers, and accidentally returning my vast intellect in the process.
(blows raspberry at Donnie, saying how he's smarter)
Rockwell's the brains of team.
Oh no! Oh no! I think he's been bit! You're gonna have to suck the poison out, Brah!
RaphI'm not sucking the poison out! I'm driving! You suck it!
But I think the bite's on his butt! That's gross, dude!
RaphJust do it, already!!
RaphGive it up, Leo. It's been weeks since we last saw her. When she poisoned us!
Yeah, Leo. If I can't find an antidote, we might have to let Karai go.
It's not that easy, Donnie. You should know.
You're still hung up on April. Just a guess.
Sometimes you don't have a choice. You think about someone...a lot.
Dudes, I'm never gonna have a crush on a girl! This Turtle is dedicated to one thing only: Ninja-ING!
Whoa! The leader, Leonardo, the inventor Donatello, the warrior Raphael, and the cute one Michelangelo. I finally found you- the Turtle warriors of legend. This is groggin' cold!
RaphUs? Legends? What are you talking abut? No one even knows we exist.
Nobody knows...yet. But I come from the future, and you're like...wow. you guy are like so famous.
Wait a second. You say you're from the future and we're important enough to be in history books?
Yes. You saved the world many times.
Awesome! High three!
I was raised in Fukuoka but my grandfather is Chinese. I moved here to be closer to Yoshi. I've heard yokai are always hungry. That's why I made a meal all kapas love.
Kapa? What's a kapa?
Turtle yokai. And your favorite food is cucumber. At least that's what the legend says.
Cucumber? Little know fact: Our favorite food is pizza. Hook a turtle up.
My grandmother told a story about a kapa who appeared as a young girl was fetching water. The kapa terrified her, but the girl always brought cucumbers with her to ward off yokai. The kapa was so thankful, it told of a great hurricane that would devastate her village. It saved her people.
RaphThat's right! And we wanna save you, Tang Shen.
Which is why we kapa have come to talk. We also bring you dire news.
You can't leave Hamato Yoshi. He's a good man. Oroku Saki is evil.
No. Saki is a good man.
If you choose Oroku Saki, the world itself could be at risk. Take it from us, the kapa brothers.
Yoshi is too dedicated to ninjtisu to raise a family.
That's not true. Splinter loves little Miwa. She's so cute.
I don't who I will choose. I must do what's right for my daughter.
Follow your heart, Shen. You know who the better man is.
Please. Let me get you some more cucumbers.
What's wrong with him? Is he sick?
RaphI'm starting to understand his backwards talk. His people, the Triceratons, need nitrogen to breathe.
And the part where he calls you Commander Zorg and does everything you say?
RaphWell, we bonded over a mutual love of destruction.
You fool!
RaphI'm sorry I lied to you, Zog! But I can't let you invade our world!
I'll squashed you!?
(Raph jumps up making Zog hang onto the bars of the tower)
RaphZog! Zog, take my hand!
(Raph reaches out his hand)
(last words) Long live the Triceraton Empire. (Let us go and falls to his demise)
RaphNo! NOOOOO!
This energy is really screwing up my readings.
[shoves past Donnie] So fix it, genius. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.
That's right, I am. Which clearly makes you the stupid one!
Ha! That definitely makes Raph the angry one.
RaphI'm clearly the handsome one. Here, check it out. I got something for you. [holds out his fist; Mikey hits Raph's fist with his own, only for him to smack his helmet] Ha! You're the gullible one.
[shoves Raph] I'm tired of you picking on me! Ever since we were little, you've been giving me shell wedgies, wet willies, and reptile rug burns, and-
Mikey, Raph, enough! We're on a serious mission here. So stop it!
Well, this isn't good. We're going around in circles.
[Donnie shakes his scanner around in anger to get it to work, but it shorts out.]
[groans] We've been walking for miles, Donnie. That scanner's as useless as that gap in your teeth.
Oh, let's not go back there, Casey. You know my gap is way more awesome than your gap.
My gap is way bigger than yours. You got a baby gap.
[Both growl at each other. Mikey gets between them.]
Will you two cut it out? You're more annoying than Raph!
Raph[furious] That's it!
[Raph tackles Mikey to the ground. Casey hits Donnie with his hockey stick and jumps onto his shell. Leo grabs Raph to get him off Mikey.]
Get off of him, man!
[Raph gets out of Leo's grip and dodges Mikey’s punch, causing Mikey to hit Leo instead. April runs over to Donnie and Casey to stop their fighting.]
What are you doing? Professor, a little help?
[Donnie, Raph, Mikey and Casey continue fighting. Fugitoid shoots lasers by their feet, making them stop.]
You must all stop! [holds up his hand] Don't make me smack you. You see this? This is my smacking hand. I'll use it!
He's right, guys. What the heck is wrong with us?
Ho...
Raph...ly...
Chalupa!
RaphThe world is so flat, I can't even see my own butt! Donnie, explanation!?
We're possibly in some kind of... alternate dimension.
Turtles, go! Get to your ship!
We’ll hold them off! Rokka Rokka!
Are you crazy?! What about your planet? Your people?
Go! Save your world! And Raphael, I will always love you! Rokka Rokka!
RaphYou loves me? Huh, she loves me!
Uh oh! I know that look!
RaphI need some telekinesis.
[April telekinetically throws Dregg's own missile back at him]
Back at ya, Dregg!
Donnie107 quotes
Leo107 quotes
Mikey99 quotes
AprilMae Whitman · 81 quotes
SplinterHoon Lee · 59 quotes
Leonardo44 quotes
DonatelloRob Paulsen · 41 quotes
CaseyJosh Peck · 39 quotes
KaraiKelly Hu · 36 quotes
MichelangeloGreg Cipes · 36 quotes
RaphaelSean Astin · 35 quotes
ShredderKevin Michael Richardson · 20 quotes
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