Raph quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Casey

[runs into the lair, panting] Guys! April! Sewers! Hurry!

Raph

Casey, what's wrong?

Leo

Are the Foot bots back?

Casey

W-we were on our way here, and next thing I know April starts acting freaked out, then runs off! She's gone!

Donnie

Wait, wait… You just lost April!?

Mikey

Relax! I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Like she was eaten by a giant sewer snake, or something.

Donnie

Let's go!

Leo

What is going on here?

Donnie

Fungus!

Mikey

Language, please! There's a lady present.

Donnie

April and Raph have been exposed to toxins found in certain types of fungi. The mushroom must produce it as some kind of defense mechanism.

Leo

Defense against what, being stir-fried?

Raph

[hallucinating them as giant cockroaches] I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out! I'M FREAKING OUT!

Mikey

It's okay, dude. It's me, Mikey. (approaches Raph for a hug) Give your bro a hug. It'll make you feel better. Come on now. Where's the love? (hugs) Awww! It's right here between my arms!

Raph

[sees Mikey] Mikey. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. What the heck's happening to us, man?! [Mikey says nothing] Uh, you okay? [Mikey's head pops off and out comes cockroaches] I'LL BURY YOU, COCKROACH!

Mikey

KEEP AWAY FROM ME! STAY BACK! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY BRAIN JUICE!

April

STOP FOLLOWING ME, DAD!

Donnie

NO, LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE!

What's the matter, freak, scared?! Maybe I should put you out of your misery.

Splinter

This is difficult, but it is time you all knew the truth. The child I thought I had lost in the fire, Miwa is Karai - my daughter. Fury became flame, and flame darkened the world with smoke. And in that darkness, Shredder stole Miwa away. I thought she had perished, but she raised by Shredder as his daughter and trained as a deadly Foot assassin.

Don

Wait. This can't be.

Raph

Some kind of joke, right, sensei?

Mikey

Karai's our sister!?

Raph

Sensei, she's still our enemy. She was raised by Shredder.

Don

Yeah. How can ever trust her?

Splinter

There is good in her. I know this. But truth must be told, and it too will be an earthquake.

Leo

If we imagine our weapons are magical and all-powerful, we can defeat Leatherhead.

Mikey

Yes! That's the answer!

Raph

But that makes no sense!

Leo

Trust me. Believe! Focus! Use your imagination.

Mikey

Stockman-Fly is Turflytle's ultimate superhero enemy, buzz buzz. But if he's out there, buzz buzz, I'll find him, buzz bu-

Raph

Enough with the buzz buzz!

Mikey

[looks down] Okay.

Raph

Don't. [Mikey smirks at him] Don't.

Mikey

[puts his Turflytle antennas on Raph's head] Buzz buzz, dog! [runs off]

Raph

[aggravated] AAAAAAH! [chases Mikey]

Raph

Just go wait for the pizza guy, Mikey! And don't eat it!

Mikey

Fine! I'm going! [walks away]

Raph

I repeat: DO! NOT! EAT IT!!

Leonardo

How can you guys fool around like this when Karai needs our help?

Raph

Not this again.

Leo

We have to rescue her.

Raph

Look, maybe she believes Splinter is her father. But she was still raised by Shredder. You think she's gonna turn on him just like that?

Leo

Yeah, I do. Now am I the leader of this team or not?

Raph

More or less.

Leo

More or less? So I'm only the leader until I tell you to do something you don't want to? Thanks, guys.

Raph

"Sensei, you in here?"

April

"He's not here. I don't sense him."

Casey

Back off me, man!!

Get in the car now, punk?!

Raph

Casey, what have my done!

Raph

We gotta move. Kraang Prime is stomping this way.

Mikey

Raph!

Raph

Awe. I missed you, too, little brother.

April

Casey! I was scared I'd lost you forever.

Casey

No worries, Red. Your man is here.

Donnie

Not to break this up, but Leo is still out there.

Raph

What!?

Mikey

Long story, Bro. Basically-

Raph

Leo!!

April

Oh, Leo.

Raph

He's still breathing.

Mikey

Dude, his shell is cracked.

Donnie

I'm sorry, Leo. You were right. If we just left the city when you said, the Kraang would never have found the lair and started the invasion. None of this would've happened.

April

I have a place we can go upstate- My old family home. We can stay as long as we want. No one's around for miles.

Casey

Upstate, huh? Sounds good to Casey Jones.

April

Did you find your dad and little sister?

Casey

No sign of 'em. They probably got Kraang-atized.

Mikey

What's gonna happen now, Raph?

Raph

For the first time in my life, I have no idea, little brother.

Mikey

I miss Master Splinter.

Mikey

But, what Master Splinter would say, "We must accept the hand that the universe has dealt us."

Casey

Wow. That is deep, yo.

Raph

Master Splinter's gone, Mikey. And Leo may never wake up. The universe dealt us a terrible hand.

Raph

[in bathroom] "Guys, guys get in here!"

Donnie

"Leo?"

Leo

(has awoken, his voice much deeper) "Heh...hey guys."

Mikey

Leo it's you!

Leo

(grunts and weak voice) "That hurts."

(To Raph) Make waste

Raph

(close the door fast) AHHHH! (leans on the door and pants hard and got pissed) BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!