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Raph quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

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Raph

3rd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012): in 100 of its 371 quotes
Most scenes with: Donnie (64), Leo (64), Mikey (64)

Scenes with Raph 100

How are we gonna take down the black-hole generator if its invulnerable to everything?

There is a way, but the entire Heart of Darkness must be destroyed. Not a single piece must remain.

What's wrong, Professor? I can sense you wanna tell us something.

My friends, I must confess something to you. Something I couldn't reveal until you got to know we better as a humanoid, uh, android.

What are you talking about, Fugi-dude?

You see, it was not the Kraang who invented the Black-Hole generator. It was...I who created it.

RMRaph, Mikey, Casey, and April

What!?

It can’t be!

No way!

It doesn't make sense!

I originally developed the black-hole generator as an energy source. But when Kraang Sub-Prime offered a huge price to buy it, I gave in. I was greedy. I didn't care what they wanted to use it for. It was all about money, all about financing my research. And then I realized what a terrible mistake I made. I mean, seriously, come on! They're the Kraang!

We'd like to know what's going on here, too.

Leo, calm down! The brain-worm that was controlling me is gone. I'm not your enemy.

Raph

Oh? So then why did your crazy friend attack us!?

It was only a test to see her skills. Shinigami's an old friend from Japan. She was never gonna hurt you.

At least not permanently.

[draws strength from her mystical Sol Star necklace] She's telling the truth. That brain-worm thing is gone. They're not after us. They're after...

Shredder.

Raph

So, what's up with the head gear, Princess? Daddy issues?

I want to rebuild the Foot. Bring back honor to a clan that Shredder poisoned for almost two decades. And when I finish, I'll destroy Oroku Saki and his empire, once and for all.

Life isn't about revenge, sis. Come back to the lair with us. Master Splinter would love to see you.

No. I have to carve out my own destiny.

Fine. We're leaving.

First, I want my tanto back. Now!!

If you want it back, take it from her. I mean, shouldn't be hard for a kunoichi, right?

Fine by me. I wanted a rematch anyway.

Raph

I'm tired of training with kid gloves. No one's pulling punches out there. Why should we do it in here? (Pushes Leo away)

Raph!

Teishi, because you are brothers and your goal here is to train.

Raph

(groans) Sensei, why do you always stick up for Leo? I'm the only one who takes training seriously. The rest of 'em are just goofing off all the time.

(Raph throws a ninja star at Donnie's juice container)

(mimics) "No one appreciates me." Back on the "Everyone loves Leo" routine? Get some new material, you big baby.

(Laughs)

Raph That's it! If you guys don't want to take this as seriously as I do, then I quit! I'm done! Through! Adios!

(Raph storms out of the lair)

How many times has he quit the team now?

Twenty-seven times.

You have a brilliant mind, Donatello. Yet you see a fire and try to put it out with gasoline. You are growing up, my sons, and you must become more mature. One day I will not be around to remind you of your foibles.

Is foible that dangly thing that hangs at the back of my throat?

Foible means "weakness of character," shell brain!

Master, you've made it through the worst of the worst. And we're never gonna let-

Everything isn't permanent, Leonardo. You cannot expect anything to last forever, even...family.

He...He has to be alive, right?

I...I don't sense him at all. Maybe...maybe he's unconscious.

That drop is at least a thousand feet down. Even he couldn't survive a fall like that.

Raph

So...what do we do!?

We take them all down! For Splinter!!

I'm so sorry. I guess I should have listened to you about the crystal. Especially you, Donnie. I'm sorry for...

For what, reducing me to a quantum smear? Yeah. Still feel kind of whacked out of my head, but I'll be fine.

I am impressed, April. You literally destroyed your demons.

Raph

She almost destroyed all of us.

What about your powers?

They were always part of me. I can't harness the great powers of the Aeons anymore, but I think I know how to control my powers better. [Thinking] So at least some good came out of this.

So, how's April doin'? I been worried about her.

She's better. Still resting.

That crystal really messed her up. I'm worried there could be permanent damage.

Raph

So, you think she lost most of her psychic powers or what?

Her powers have been greatly reduced, but she's still far more powerful than she was before acquiring the Crystal. It's hard to say until I test her again.

Dada, Raph. Way to stare down a giant space monster, dude.

Raph

Don't call Chompy's mom a space monster!

Hey, I'm just glad she's back in space.

No doubt. One wrong sneeze, and she would've wiped out all humanity.

Raphael, have you thought of what will happen when Chompy grows to full size? The Earth may not be big enough to contain him.

I think Chompy is destined to return to the stars one day. But it's gonna be a long time before that happens.

Master Splinter, you've been kind of distant the past few days. You've been meditating nonstop, and you're barely sleeping. Are you OK?

Leonardo, please. Let us not talk about me. Let us talk about you. Do you know why you are the leader of this team?

Um, yeah. Because I asked to be. You said it wasn't because of my skills.

I said that only to temper your ego at the time. I knew even when you were a small boy, that you would one day grow up to the leader of this team. And when I pass on, to be like a father as well.

"Pass on"? What are you talking about, Sensei?

Leonardo, if I can only impart one piece of wisdom that will remain with you forever: Remember, giving guidance to your brothers' and friends doesn't come here. It comes from here.

I don't get it. You're fine, Father. Is there something you're not telling me?

[The others arrive outside the dojo]

Hey, Leo, wanna go visit Karai? Party at the Mutanimals crib, yo.

Raph

And you can come, too, Sensei.

Hmm. Perhaps I do need to get out of the sewers for a time.

[after Splinter believes that Super Shredder is dead]

Raph

Yes! You did it, Sensei. (I did it!) [Splinter smiles at his son and April]

[latest words] My family. (I did it, turtles. I did it.) [Just as he, Donnie and Mikey arrive in their truck, Leo looks through a telescope at something while Super Shredder is alive with escaped and screams in horror. April notices Super Shredder behind Splinter]

Oh, no. Splinter! (No! Don’t throw the Master Splinter!) [Splinter turns and his eyes widen. Super Shredder escaped and stabs his blades through the rat's torso]

Raph

FATHER!!

SPLINTER!! [Splinter groans in pain as Super Shredder holds him up]

SSSuper Shredder

And now, Hamato Yoshi… DIES!!!!!!! [He throws him off the roof! In slow-motion, Splinter plummets to the ground as Raph and April watch in shock and Alopex chops to Super Shredder's two arms and screams. Leo, Donnie and Mikey run over as they screams. Splinter lands on the pavement]

PPause

So, this is so event. Super Shredder throws Splinter high in the sky. You know, they were too have say New York City, perhaps I have to stop him.

NO!! [The Turtles run over to Splinter's motionless body as Super Shredder screams. Leo cradles his head] Father. Father.

SSSuper Shredder

[after killing Master Splinter] I have stupid claimed my victorie and I lost in two arms and what has done with Tiger Claw, or I will kill myself. No more will you haunt me, rat while that was my favorite two arms, my Tiger Claw's one disarm and It’s all Alopex's fault for hurting Tiger Claw. [Tiger Claw: This is all Super Shredder's fault for Master Splinter's falling!] My fault?! It’s my fault?! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! [April: You know what, Super Shredder, WHAT HAS DONE WITH MASTER SPLINTER!] [?] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

[On the rooftops of Stockman Industries]

Karai, I'm so sorry.

There's nothing to be sorry about, Leo. I just want to thank you for finishing what no one else could.

Raph

You did it, brother! You ended the Shredder!

Whoa, Raph. Don't squeeze me so hard, Raph. I'm still recovering.

So, what are gonna do next?

Oh, I'm sure they'll be plenty of enemies to take Shredder's place.

Tiger Claw is still out there. The Foot clan isn't out of the game yet, dudes.

Whatever evil emerges, we'll be ready... 'casue we're awesome.

That's right, Mikey, and we'll do it together. Right, Sensei?

Shini and Casey will be all right. They just need to rest.

Guys, I'm so sorry. I was ashamed by what I did going after Tatsu. I didn't think it would come back to hurt us.

Splinter once taught me: "Underestimating your enemy is a deadly weakness, but trusting in your allies is a great strength." We're gonna need your help against Hothead.

Whoa. I can't think of anything more frightening than Shredder coming back to life.

Raph

We can't let that happen! We have to stop Tiger Claw and Kavaxas once and for all!

Raph

I kinda like you ticked off, Donnie.

Being ticked off isn't gonna help anything! It's your fault we blew it, Donnie!

My fault!?

Vizioso is a minor inconvenience compared to Kavaxas. How do we stop that monster!?

Tiger Claw has this seal that seems to control him. It's some kind of ancient magic. If we get it away from him...

Maybe we could control Hothead. Then he could make us pizza, play video games with me, even clean my room!

(The other Turtles, Karai, and April glare at him)

All right, first things first.

"Come on, come on. I command you."

"You have more power than these mutants. But you do not have the knowledge, Child. Brain with unique power. I will not merely destroy you...I'll swallow your soul!"

Raph

"Swallow this!!"

SSSplinter's Spirit

Goodbye, my family. I love you all.

[Returns to Heaven]

Raph

So long, Master Splinter.

We got the Seal. We're gonna smash it to into dust and spread it over the ocean. That power will never be used again.

LLeatherhead

Tiger Claw helped us. He left declaring a truce.

Raph

Wow. Who'd thought?

I guess, miracles really can happen.

Like that amazing sunset. I was pretty sure we'd never see one of those again.

Come on, team. Lets go home.

Hold on, Leo. I want to appreciate this moment for a little while longer.

Raph

Mona!

[Runs to his Salamandrian girlfriend and the two lovingly embrace]

How I have missed you, Raphael.

[in a whisper] Yikes. I can't believe Raph has the hots for a big newt.

I know, right? He's got weird taste. [He nudges her to remind her that she shouldn't call the kettle black, seeing as how she's a mutant snake dating a Mutant Turtle, causing her to blush.]

SCSal Commander

We need your help.

A criminal Salamandrian is off hunting Utrom between here and Dimension X.

Those poor Utroms. Who would be bad enough to do that?

The Newtralizer.

Yeah but we zapped him out of existence when we destroyed his teleportor.

SCSal Commander

No. He lives.

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