Donnie quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Fugitoid

You're quite...gifted. But you grew up on Earth, so naturally you're three thousand years behind in trans-dimensional physics.

Donnie

Three thousand years!? I'm a galactic idiot!

Mona Lisa

Turtles, go! Get to your ship!

We’ll hold them off! Rokka Rokka!

Donnie

Are you crazy?! What about your planet? Your people?

Mona Lisa

Go! Save your world! And Raphael, I will always love you! Rokka Rokka!

Raph

You loves me? Huh, she loves me!

Mikey

Uh oh! I know that look!

Leo

We'd like to know what's going on here, too.

Karai

Leo, calm down! The brain-worm that was controlling me is gone. I'm not your enemy.

Raph

Oh? So then why did your crazy friend attack us!?

Karai

It was only a test to see her skills. Shinigami's an old friend from Japan. She was never gonna hurt you.

Shinigami

At least not permanently.

April

[draws strength from her mystical Sol Star necklace] She's telling the truth. That brain-worm thing is gone. They're not after us. They're after...

Donnie

Shredder.

Raph

So, what's up with the head gear, Princess? Daddy issues?

Karai

I want to rebuild the Foot. Bring back honor to a clan that Shredder poisoned for almost two decades. And when I finish, I'll destroy Oroku Saki and his empire, once and for all.

Mikey

Life isn't about revenge, sis. Come back to the lair with us. Master Splinter would love to see you.

Karai

No. I have to carve out my own destiny.

Donatello

Fine. We're leaving.

April

First, I want my tanto back. Now!!

Karai

If you want it back, take it from her. I mean, shouldn't be hard for a kunoichi, right?

April

Fine by me. I wanted a rematch anyway.

Donnie

Well, we're not gonna find 'em by G.P.S.

April

There's another way to track them.

Donnie

A telepathic scan?

April

Tracking mutants is way easier than tracking humans. I been practicing with my Aeon Crystal.

Raph

I'm tired of training with kid gloves. No one's pulling punches out there. Why should we do it in here? (Pushes Leo away)

Leo

Raph!

Splinter

Teishi, because you are brothers and your goal here is to train.

Raph

(groans) Sensei, why do you always stick up for Leo? I'm the only one who takes training seriously. The rest of 'em are just goofing off all the time.

Donnie

(mimics) "No one appreciates me." Back on the "Everyone loves Leo" routine? Get some new material, you big baby.

Mikey

(Laughs)

Leo

How many times has he quit the team now?

Donnie

Twenty-seven times.

Splinter

You have a brilliant mind, Donatello. Yet you see a fire and try to put it out with gasoline. You are growing up, my sons, and you must become more mature. One day I will not be around to remind you of your foibles.

Michelangelo

Is foible that dangly thing that hangs at the back of my throat?

Donatello

Foible means "weakness of character," shell brain!

Leonardo

Master, you've made it through the worst of the worst. And we're never gonna let-

Splinter

Everything isn't permanent, Leonardo. You cannot expect anything to last forever, even...family.

Donnie

Hey, where's Pigeon Pete?

Slash

We don't talk about Pigeon Pete.

Leo

So what brings the mighty Mutanimals?

Slash

We need your help, Turtles.

We just learned that the Feluchi twins have been engineering mutant-hunting weapons. I telepathically discovered that Don Visioso wants to take control of the city now that Shredder has vanished. And that the only thing standing between him and his true goals...

Leo

Is us.

April

I've been having headaches and nightmares about space and other galaxies.

Donnie

I don't see anything physically wrong with you, April. You're probably just adjusting to life back on Earth.

Mikey

I don't know, Donnie. My seventh sense tell it's not that. It's that freaky crystal she never takes off!

Donatello

April when we get back to the lair I think I should do more tests on that crystal.

April

No, Donnie.

Donnie

[becoming concerned] April, are you alright?

April

It's my crystal. I'm never gonna take it off for anything or anyone- Ever again!

Leo

He...He has to be alive, right?

April

I...I don't sense him at all. Maybe...maybe he's unconscious.

Donnie

That drop is at least a thousand feet down. Even he couldn't survive a fall like that.

Raph

So...what do we do!?

Karai

We take them all down! For Splinter!!

Leonardo

Are you sure this is a good idea, Donnie?

April

Yeah. Last time you hooked me up to this thing, it made me blind and mentally connected to a giant fish-bird-worm thing.

Donatello

Don't worry. I've upgraded it since then. It's perfectly safe. I promise. Your psychic powers have been advancing rapidly since you were given that Aeon crystal. It's imperative I test its limits. For your own sake.

April

I have it under control. Besides if it weren't for my powers, we never would have gotten away from Super Shredder. You saw what I did to that mutated freak.

Leo

That's what worries us.

Donnie

I just need to examine your Crystal.

April

[firmly] No! I'm not taking it off! Don't even ask again, Donnie! It's safe as long as I have it!

Donnie

If I can replicate how this crystal increases your powers, that could provide a frame of reference–

Leo

Increase her powers?

Donnie

Don't worry. Only slightly by maybe .3%. April, let me know if you feel anything. OK? Tingling, headache.

April

I told you! I'm fine! Just leave the Crystal– AGHH!!

April

I'm so sorry. I guess I should have listened to you about the crystal. Especially you, Donnie. I'm sorry for...

Donnie

For what, reducing me to a quantum smear? Yeah. Still feel kind of whacked out of my head, but I'll be fine.

Splinter

I am impressed, April. You literally destroyed your demons.

Raph

She almost destroyed all of us.

Leo

What about your powers?

April

They were always part of me. I can't harness the great powers of the Aeons anymore, but I think I know how to control my powers better. [Thinking] So at least some good came out of this.

Casey

So, how's April doin'? I been worried about her.

Donnie

She's better. Still resting.

Leo

That crystal really messed her up. I'm worried there could be permanent damage.

Raph

So, you think she lost most of her psychic powers or what?

Donnie

Her powers have been greatly reduced, but she's still far more powerful than she was before acquiring the Crystal. It's hard to say until I test her again.

Mikey

Dada, Raph. Way to stare down a giant space monster, dude.

Raph

Don't call Chompy's mom a space monster!

Donnie

Hey, I'm just glad she's back in space.

Leo

No doubt. One wrong sneeze, and she would've wiped out all humanity.

Splinter

Raphael, have you thought of what will happen when Chompy grows to full size? The Earth may not be big enough to contain him.

Raphael

I think Chompy is destined to return to the stars one day. But it's gonna be a long time before that happens.

Alopex

Takeshi.

Tiger Claw

Sister, before you attack, let us talk.

Alopex

No, Takeshi! The twin swords work. A worthy curse for a monster such as you!

Tiger Claw

I know how you fight, Alopex! I taught you how, remember!?

Alopex

I know the truth about our parents! You were the one responsible! You took everyone away from me! [Is met up with several traps and is encased in a M.O.U.S.E.R cage] NO!! Let me go!!!

Donnie

Don’t worry, Alopex! I’m coming!

Tiger Claw

Sister, all I ever tried to do was protect you from a world that would never accept us. You leave me no choice except to destroy you!

Leo

Karai, I'm so sorry.

Karai

There's nothing to be sorry about, Leo. I just want to thank you for finishing what no one else could.

Raph

You did it, brother! You ended the Shredder!

Leo

Whoa, Raph. Don't squeeze me so hard, Raph. I'm still recovering.

Donnie

So, what are gonna do next?

April

Oh, I'm sure they'll be plenty of enemies to take Shredder's place.

Casey

Tiger Claw is still out there. The Foot clan isn't out of the game yet, dudes.

Mikey

Whatever evil emerges, we'll be ready... 'casue we're awesome.

Leo

That's right, Mikey, and we'll do it together. Right, Sensei?