SSSplinter's Spirit
Do not be sad, my son.
SSSplinter's Spirit
Leonardo, I know you feel the weight of leading your family. But, remember: I am always with you.
Sensei, we're facing something we never encountered before. And I can sense something really bad on the horizon. What can I do?
SSSplinter's Spirit
Find the light within. It is the only thing that can save you against these creatures of darkness. These beings are not what they appear to be.
[Donnie walks in]
DonnieWhat are what? Who are you taking to, Leo?
It was... no one. Come on, let's head out.
Shini and Casey will be all right. They just need to rest.
Guys, I'm so sorry. I was ashamed by what I did going after Tatsu. I didn't think it would come back to hurt us.
Splinter once taught me: "Underestimating your enemy is a deadly weakness, but trusting in your allies is a great strength." We're gonna need your help against Hothead.
Donnie
Whoa. I can't think of anything more frightening than Shredder coming back to life.
We can't let that happen! We have to stop Tiger Claw and Kavaxas once and for all!
I kinda like you ticked off, Donnie.
Being ticked off isn't gonna help anything! It's your fault we blew it, Donnie!
Donnie
My fault!?
Vizioso is a minor inconvenience compared to Kavaxas. How do we stop that monster!?
Tiger Claw has this seal that seems to control him. It's some kind of ancient magic. If we get it away from him...
Maybe we could control Hothead. Then he could make us pizza, play video games with me, even clean my room!
(The other Turtles, Karai, and April glare at him)
All right, first things first.
I made it out by the skin of my shell, Dude.
Donnie
We better get you back to the Lair, pronto. You'll be okay, Mikey.
What do we do? Can they really bring back Shredder!?
We don't stop fighting, Karai. We take them all down. Tiger Claw, Kavaxas- All of them!
SSSplinter's Spirit
Goodbye, my family. I love you all.
[Returns to Heaven]
So long, Master Splinter.
We got the Seal. We're gonna smash it to into dust and spread it over the ocean. That power will never be used again.
LLeatherhead
Tiger Claw helped us. He left declaring a truce.
Donnie
I guess, miracles really can happen.
Like that amazing sunset. I was pretty sure we'd never see one of those again.
Come on, team. Lets go home.
Hold on, Leo. I want to appreciate this moment for a little while longer.
[Runs to his Salamandrian girlfriend and the two lovingly embrace]
How I have missed you, Raphael.
[in a whisper] Yikes. I can't believe Raph has the hots for a big newt.
I know, right? He's got weird taste. [He nudges her to remind her that she shouldn't call the kettle black, seeing as how she's a mutant snake dating a Mutant Turtle, causing her to blush.]
SCSal Commander
We need your help.
A criminal Salamandrian is off hunting Utrom between here and Dimension X.
Those poor Utroms. Who would be bad enough to do that?
Donnie
Yeah but we zapped him out of existence when we destroyed his teleportor.
SCSal Commander
No. He lives.
Donnie
You know, Pugtaro wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't such an entitled little jerk.
Yeah. [yawns] The little loud-mouth just needs some discipline.
I can hear you, Turtle fool!
Whatever, Puggie. Roll over and get some sleep.
[yawning] I'm right there with you, bro. My shell is tired.
[shaking Leo] LEO, WAKE UP!!!
No kidding, turtle dummy.
You were controlled by Jei's magic.
Donnie
We all had the same dream. And when he destroyed us, we woke up.
But why? Why's he messing with us like that? Not cool, yo.
Donnie
It's gonna have to move. Well, here's your chance, small fry. Let's see you move this "mountain."
Ha! Stand aside, peasants.
[Pushes hard on the boulder, but it does not budge]
Did you see it move? 'Cause I sure didn't.
My paws are cold. I can't get a...good grip!
Hey, what happened to your "great strength", Golden Boy?
Your foul stench poisoned me!
Hey, lighten up, Raph. The kid tried. That's something.
[Usagi uses his katana to push the boulder away with ease which surprises the other Turtles and impresses Leo]
Sometimes strength is not enough.
[narrating] Finally, in this isolated secret chamber, we were safe. And that is how our first great adventure led us home. Now I have a gift for each of you, as we continue our journey. Although these are mostly from your own choosing, it is clear to me they chose you. The katana, a royal samurai weapon for those with courage and keen skill.
The sai for a fierce and fearless warrior who will always fight the hardest for his family.
The bo staff for a thoughtful soul and a peaceful heart.
Young Donnie
Aw man. A stick?
[Splinter looks at young Mikey who's eating popcorn]
The nunchaku because... they are perfect for you. My sons, the next level of your training has begun. Are you ready?
Turtle Warriors. I was worried the Time Scepter wouldn't have enough power. Thank goodness, you're all okay.
Donnie
Okay!? What about April?
Yeah! She and Casey got turned into vampire zombies.
It's not just April and Casey. Look! I don't understand. How could this happen?
It's Savanti Romero. He's behind this.
The evil time dude? I thought we got rid of that ugly, jerk face?
He escaped and it's kind of my fault. Let me give you the 711.
My boss, Lord Simultaneous, wanted to check up on Savanti when we banished him to the precarious period. He got the jump on me, and stole my emergency backup time jumper. All time masters have one in case we get stuck in the past. I was able to track him back here, but I was too late.
Uh...where did he get all those monsters?
He somehow recruited them on his trip through time, so he can rule the world.
You really are the worst time traveler ever! The worst!!
Back off, bro! She needs our help! Don't worry, girl. I got your back. And front.
We have to find a way to stop this madness.
Donnie
What about April and Casey?
If my plan succeeds, your friends will return to normal as if none of this ever happened. All we have to do is-
SRSavanti Romero
Ah, Renet. I actually found you, but far too late. In a matter of days, this entire city will be infected, becoming my monstrous slaves! Then the future will belong to monsters such as I- Savanti Romero!
That's not gonna happen, lemon head!
SRSavanti Romero
I must thank you for finding the Turtles. Now I can destroy them and ensure my future!
Not if I have anything to say about it!!
[Opens a time portal, hurling the Turtles into the distant past once again]
SRSavanti Romero
Renet, I'll get you!!
Donnie
We're in ancient Egypt? Wow. The Egyptian pyramids, the Sphinx. It still has its nose.
Ooh. A nose. Big deal! What are doing here, Renet!?
Yeah? What does this have to do with Savanti Romero? And when are we?
The Nile Valley, in the Dark Ages, in the late fifth century. This is the first time and place Savanti Romero started building his monster army. Oh, man! I should've known all that time travel would drain the Scepter!
So now we're stuck here!?
Don't worry. It still has enough power to get us back. We have to conserve its energy. There won't be a place to plug it in for the next two millennia. Very not cold.
Where and when are we, Renet!?
We're in Transylvania, in the early 13th century.
Transylvania? Isn't that next to New York?
That's Pennsylvania, Dummy!
Donnie
Not cool. Transylvania is very haunted this time of year.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · 371 quotes
