There is only one possible explanation: ghost rain.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[referring to the Caped Cod] That is one freaky fish.
Great. Now what am I going to do with the world's largest sponge?
You can't fight it, Snaptrap! You got the music in you!
[straining to resist the dance] Must…be…STRONG! [Dudley pushes the dance floor button on the boom box, smashes it on the ground, lighting up the dance floor] Oh, no! GOTTA DANCE!
[worn out] Man, I'm pooped.
DCDudley clones
Ha! He said poop!
[Petropolis convention center; Bird Brain and co. arrive in the Whirly Bird helicopter]
[laughs] Here we are at the First Annual Blue-Bottomed Booby Convention! I hope we can get a seat. It's going to be packed! [the convention center is completely empty as they enter] Or not. I thought there'd be blue-bottomed boobies everywhere!
OOwl
Who?
Boobies!
BBat
Where?
Here, at the convention! Oh, Zippy, I'm so disappointed. And not just because my henchmen are idiots. It appears that I'm the only blue-bottomed booby, in existence!
Look on the bright side, boss, you can be the first in line at the buffet. [Bird Brain looks over to the buffet and see that Owl and Bat are already there] Or third.
Save me some lox, Owl.
OOwl
Who?
Me!
BBat
Where?
[jumps] At the buffet table! What I wouldn't give for a taser right now.
You know, boss, there is another advantage to being the only blue-bottomed booby.
[holding phone and taser magazine] Keep talking. I'm on hold with the taser store.
If you're the only booby, then you're an endangered species.
Not as endangered as those two if my credit cards approved.
No, boss, I mean you're protected. You can be as evil as you want and no one can do a thing to stop you.
Wait a minute. Hold the phone!
Are you getting an idea?
No, I want you to hold the phone. [hands cellphone to Zippy, she falls to the ground under its weight] This is wonderful! I'm above the law! I love being the only booby!
UBUnnamed Booby
[appears] Greetings, fellow booby! [inexplicably finds himself tied to a rocket by Bird Brain]
Hello, and goodbye! After a brief scare, I'm once again the only blue-bottomed booby! Now, to hatch my most diabolical plan ever… right after I hit the buffet table and build my own sundae.
[Flashback to Snaptrap's camping memory at Camp Itchy-Owie-Boo-Boo]
CCCamp Counselor
And the winner of this summer's camp champ award for best camper is, everyone but for Verminious Snaptrap!
[The campers all cheer except for Young Snaptrap]
This is an outrage! I demand to know why I didn't win!
CCCamp Counselor
You bullied the junior campers, cheated at every camp competition, and you blew up the mess hall.
Well, sure! It was nacho night, and I'm allergic to cheese!
CCampers
[chanting] Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!
[Flashback ends]
[chanting] Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!
[gets in Larry's face, angrily] Flashback's over, Larry! [throws Larry out of the bus at the edge of a cliff as he falls while screaming]
[calling out] It's pointy down here!
I got so angry about losing, I developed a nervous twitch. Luckily, I'm over it. [twitches]
This camp is awesome! [to Kitty] What super fun activity do you want to do first? [runs around doing camp activities] Paddle boats? Arts and crafts? Dancing? [notices the bunny kid trying to fend off some wasps] No, wait, that kid's not dancing, he got stung by a wasp.
Forget the camp stuff, Dudley. We need to find Snaptrap.
[breaks into the studio through the ceiling, then sneaks to the shredder machine and opens it up, and uses a camera gadget to view the shredded evidence as a whole document] Quacky's been cancelled? But why is he sending Dudley on a scavenger hunt for the network president… who cancelled his show?! I knew something was up! I gotta call Dudley!
Curiosity killed the cat… or in this case, gave her a concussion. [bashes Kitty with a pipe, knocking her out unconsciously]
[recovering from consciousness as he, Kitty, and the network president are tied up to a missile] Kitty, what's going on?
Bad news, Dudley. The Quacky the Duck Show has been cancelled, and Quacky's going to annihilate the network president as part of his revenge… and us along with him!
[horrified shock] Wait! QUACKY'S BEEN CANCELLED?! NO! [to the network president] HOW COULD YOU?!
Hey, Didley, looks like you're the unlucky duck.
Hang on, guys! TV's not ending on my watch!
All's good that ends good.
GGGrammar Gopher
[pops out from trap door in floor] You mean, "All is well that ends well."
[happily hugs him] Grammar Gopher, you're back! Oh, this is the bestest day ever!
GGGrammar Gopher
That's best day ever. "Bestest" isn't a real word, young lady.
[to Quacky] Yeah, now I kinda see why you fired him.
Man, this garage is a mess. I wonder what the museum's like?
This is the museum.
No wonder there are no cars.
There it is, Dudley. King Mutt's treasure.
Wow, an actual king. You know my friend Phil comes from royalty? His uncle's a duke. Or maybe his name is Duke? The point is, he has a pool table.
Well played, Agent Puppy. But I knew it was you all along.
Yeah, that's why you led that heroic charge into the Ancient Greek trash compactor.
Quit fighting and let's make a run for it!
Dudley, it's time to take out the trash!
Ooh, I hope we can get the same cell. Then we'll really get to bond. Can I get a "team evil?"
No, please! Put me in solitary!
[Dudley and Kitty are waiting in line at Petropolis Elementary School for Career Day]
Dudley, there's more to our jobs than blowing things up.
I know. That's why I brought a highlight reel of me punching bad guys. It's in odor-ama. You can smell the terror.
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