Ooh, Larry. You're getting a ghostly wedgie!
Stop it, Snaptrap, I can totally see you.
Oh, really? [drops Larry in the shark pit]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Agents Katswell and snack bowl, Snaptrap is at the movie theater. If you act fast, you can… [stutters] confiscate the invisibility helmet.
And tell him to put back the joke of the day.
What's this, visible losers? I'm gonna sneak into the theater and I'm totally not paying.
TSTicket Salesman
Your totally paying for the floating head. [Ollie sighs and gives him some money]
Guys? I have new intel. But first, (Agent Puppy,) I want to show my brother-in-law that… [stutters] silly cone you're wearing. [His brother-in-law: Stan, appears next to him] Check it out, Stan. Was I right? [he and Stan both laugh at Dudley's cone] Anyway, we just learned Snaptrap's… [stutters] heading to the water park.
What's he up to?
KKewswick
[shrugs] How should I know? You're the secret agents. Keswick out. No, wait. Stan wants to see the cone again.
Now, I'm gonna use my helmet to commit my most diabolical plan yet. It's completely original in every way. I'm gonna release the most evil inmates from Petropolis prison.
That was Francisco's idea.
Oh, then I guess putting you back in the shark tank was Francisco's idea, too.
You go ahead, Kitty. I've messed up enough today. With this cone, I'm useless to everyone... except these little birds. [more birds land on Dudley's cone]
I'd argue with you, Dudley, but you did chain me to a concessions lady and blow me up with a torpedo. [jumps and heads inside the prison]
Will you scratch my butt, little bird?
Activate your helmets, my barnyard army of D.O.O.M.! Okay, nothing to be ashamed of. I made the same mistake. Turn the dial a notch to the right. Now, attack Agent Katswell!
Not for long. [sniffing where Snaptrap is] I smell a rat.
[sarcastically] Oh, that's super original. Like I haven't heard that one before.
Looks like we're roomies. By the way, why do they call you crazy horse? Cause you pay full price for movies?
CHCrazy Horse
Nope. Just chainsaws. [neighs as he takes out his chainsaw]
Get away from my mom, Snaptrap! [tackles Snaptrap on the floor]
Dudley, what are you doing?!
I'm saving you from an evil supervillain, who was just about to… [notices a plate of eggrolls on the table] Share your delicious microwave eggrolls with you? [scarfs the eggrolls and stops] What's going on here?!
I invited Mr. Snaptrap over for some refreshments. We met at the laundromat.
[answering the phone] Diabolical Order of Mayhem. We deliver evil in 30 minutes or it's free.
Hey, it's Snaptrap. I've fallen in love with a lady dog at the laundromat, and I'm resigning as the leader of D.O.O.M. Tell Larry I'll miss him least of all. Snaptrap out… forever. [hangs up]
Hey, everyone. Snaptrap quit! Dibs on his stuff!
That was hard. They were devastated.
Are you guys mad about the money thing? Please don't be mad. I couldn't take it if you're mad.
DKDudley and Kitty
[snapping in annoyance] WE'RE NOT MAD!
Oh, boy, that's a relief. I'm not calling you liars, which sounded a little mad.
[stepping out of the news van after Dudley defeated Snaptrap and his agents with the iron suit he's in] Wolf Spitzer for Petropolis News with live coverage of the super dog who foiled Snaptrap from whatever it was he was doing. Let's hear it for Iron Mutt!
I'm not Iron Mutt. I'm just an ordinary average…
WWomen
[hugging him] We love you, Iron Mutt!
Super, awesome hero named Iron Mutt!
CCrowd
[chanting] Iron Mutt! Iron Mutt!
This is a KPET Special Report. Iron Mutt-mania is sweeping Petropolis. Kids, are eating Iron Mutt cereal. [Kids cheer] Iron Mutt action figures, and Iron Mutt costumes in children's sizes! [Keswick cheers] And flea sizes! [Chief cheers too]
[washing the garbage off of Kitty with a hose] Kitty, I've got a very important question for you.
You wanna know how Dudley's getting all the credit for stopping Snaptrap when he clearly has no idea what he's doing?!
Actually, I was going to ask if you could give me Iron Mutt's autograph. It's for my mother. Her name's Keswick.
[bursting through the walls] I meant to do that.
It's Iron Mutt! [screams in a girlishly voice]
You want to be my sidekick, you're gonna need a much cooler costume than that.
I'm not your sidekick!
[Dudley, Kitty, Keswick and the Chief are all riding on the grand opening of the Petropolis Monotrail]
[hearing Keswick moaning] Keswick, are you all right?
[nauseous] Not really. I'm prone to… [stutters] motion sickness, [holds up a jar mayonnaise as his face turns green with envy] and that jar of warm mayonnaise I ate isn't helping. [dry heaves as his face turns purple]
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