Great. You pressed the "Free the Crow" button. You've earned yourself a time-out, mister. Slither into the corner. Don't sass me, freak show. [crow attacks Snaptrap] Aah! The crow!
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Okay, I've had some time to get over the mop. And I've decided I can't get over the mop. So we're going after it! Keswick, break out the heavy artillery.
I would, Chief. But the key to activate the weapon system is in… [stutters] Kitty's purse. [cheekily] Just kidding, it's in my f-fanny pack. [takes the key out of his pack; chuckles]
[laughs] Yeah, good one, Keswick.
Could you hurry up? I'm trying to save the city. Also, there's a bee in here.
That's weird. Never punched someone in the nose and the foot at the same time.
Seriously? I had my head shaved for this?
What's your problem, Larry? If you rob weddings, you get great stuff. Plus, you ruin the happiest day of a young couple's life.
Hang on, Snaptrap. I'm just as good a henchman as the Chameleon. Look at me, I'm a table. Put your presents and/or empty drink glasses on me.
Knock it off, you two. You can fight after you marry like everyone else does. We've got a wedding to plan!
Grilled panini with warm gravy, boss?
Thanks, Ollie. It smells delightful. Do me a favor. Go toss Larry in the wood chipper we stole from the lumberjack wedding.
Looks like we're back in the wedding fashion business.
Don't be a dope, Chameleon. We've already stolen more stuff than we have room for. Right, Snaptrap?
We'll have more room once you're in the bark bucket.
Suit up, boys. We've got a wedding to crash!
Okay, the dragon astronaut may now kiss the bride.
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What?
Nobody said anything about kissing!
If I object, will someone taser me?
Eww! I pretended you were chicken and/or fish, but it didn't help.
That's weird, 'cause I tasted ham.
Well, it's official… and a little gross. Let's go get those presents!
Ha! Good one, Keswick. I missed your cruel whimsy. Come on, let's share a piece of wedding cake. My stomach is rumbling.
That's not your stomach, Chief. It's the frosting pipeline. It's gonna [stutters] blow!
[Bird Brain and Zippy are both standing in front of the Brawny Booby clothing store]
Bird Brain, why are robbing the Brawny Booby? You always rob the Big-Bottomed Booby.
Because Zippy, I've made a serum out of the Bird of Powerdise flower! Once I take it, I'll be young, handsome, and I'll feel out a muscle shirt like no booby's business! There may be some freaky side effects like: uncontrollable skipping, and the inability to pronounce the letter "R." But, blue bottoms up! [gulps down the serum and grows a full head of hair and a stylish muscular body] Now, look at me. I'm WIPPED! Oh, dear. I sound widiculous. No matter, I look like a gweek god! Hooway! [skips on inside] Evewybody out! This is a wobbewy! [all the other boobys are confused; sighs in frustration] A bugwugwy?! Just get out! [puts on a pair of skinny jeans] Oh, this is fantastic. Finally, I can get into skinny jeans without gweasing my waist with butter.
Oh, no! Keswick's there! He was picked to be the judge because he's so good with kids.
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