Bobby Singer quotes from Supernatural

Dean

I'm not even sure if he's still my brother anymore. If he ever was.

Bobby

You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well boo-hoo, I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!

Dean

I told him, "You walk out that door, don't come back," and he walked out anyway. That was his choice!

Bobby

You sound like a whiny brat... No, you sound like your dad. Well let me tell you something, your dad was a coward.

Dean

My dad was a lot of things, Bobby, but a coward?

Bobby

He'd rather push Sam away then reach out to him. Well, that don't strike me as brave. You are a better man than your daddy ever was, so you do both of us a favor. Don't be him.

Sam

You guys warned me about Ruby, the demon blood, but I didn't listen. I brought this on.

Bobby

You're damn right you didn't listen. You were reckless and selfish and arrogant.

Sam

I'm sorry.

Bobby

Oh, yeah? You're sorry you started Armageddon? This kind of thing don't get forgiven, boy. If by some miracle, we pull this off, I want you to lose my number. You understand me?

Dean

What if we win? I'm serious. Screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. Hell, they want to fight a war? They can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off it. We take 'em all on, we kill the Devil, hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves.

Bobby

And how are we supposed to do all this, genius?

Dean

[shrugs] I got no idea. But what I do have is a G.E.D., and a "give 'em hell" attitude and I'll figure it out.

Bobby

You are nine kinds of crazy, boy.

Dean

It's been said.

Bobby

You're telling me you lost your mojo just in time to get me stuck in this trap the rest of my life?!

Castiel

I'm sorry.

Bobby

Shove it up your ass.

Dean

[quietly, to Sam] Well, at least he's talking now.

Bobby

I heard that.

Castiel

I don't have much time; we need to talk.

Dean

Okay.

Castiel

Your plan. "Kill Lucifer."

Dean

Yeah, you wanna help?

Castiel

No. It's foolish, it can't be done.

Dean

Oh, well, thanks for the support.

Dean

So you were just gonna shoot some old guy, is that it?

Sam

I didn't know what you were. I mean have you seen you? You look like-

Dean

The old chick in Titanic. I know, shut up.

Sam

I was gonna say Emperor Palpatine.

Bobby

I see you met John McCain there.

Sam

Yeah... either of you wanna tell me what happened?

Dean

Bobby's an idiot, that's what.

Bobby

Hey, nobody asked you to play.

Dean

You're right, I should've just let you die.

Bobby

And for damn sure, nobody asked you to lose!

Sam

[amused] It's like Grumpy Old Men.

SHUT UP, SAM.

Bobby

What exactly am I living for, huh? The damn apocalypse?! Watching men die bloody while I sit in this chair, can't take a step to help 'em.

Dean

Bobby...

Bobby

No, no, It's the facts. I'm old, and I'm broke down, and I... I ain't a hunter no more. I'm useless. And if I wasn't such a coward I'd have stuck a gun in my mouth the day I got home from the hospital.

Dean

You're not useless, Bobby.

Bobby

Okay... good talk.

Dean

Whoa, wait a moment, listen to me. You don't stop being a soldier 'cause you got wounded in battle. Okay? No matter what shape you're in, bottom line is: you're family. Now I don't know if you've noticed but me and Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checking out! I don't wanna hear that again!

Bobby

Okay.

Dean

Okay. Good.

Bobby

Thanks... now we done feeling our feelings? Cause I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.

Dean

Yeah, we're done.

Dean

You got anymore ammo? I'm low...

Bobby

Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies, it's in the van where we left it.

Dean

A simple no would have been fine.

Bobby

Kind of a tight fit, don't ya think.

Dean

It's alright. They're idiots. They can't pick a lock. [The lock starts to get picked.]

Bobby

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

Dean

I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me!

Bobby

You boys should know, Karen told me why Death was here.

Sam

What do you mean?

Bobby

I know why he took a stroll through a cemetery in the sticks of South Dakota. He came for me.

Dean

What do you mean you?

Bobby

Death came for me. He brought Karen back to send me a message.

Dean

You? Why you?

Bobby

Because I've been helping you, you sons of bitches. I'm one of the reasons you're still saying no to Lucifer, Sam.

Dean

So, this was like a hit on your life?

Bobby

I don't know if they wanted to take my life or... my spirit. Either way, they wanted me out of the way.

Sam

But you're going to be alright, right Bobby? [Bobby doesn't say anything]

Bobby

You can't give up, son.

Dean

You're not my father. And you ain't in my shoes. [Bobby looks heartbroken and Sam gives Dean a disapproving head shake.]

Bobby

[Takes out a gun and a bullet]

Dean

What is that?

Bobby

That's the round I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it. I think, "Maybe today is the day I flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!

Dean

So please tell us you have actual good news.

Bobby

Chicago is about to be wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters. Three million people are gonna die.

Castiel

I don't understand your definition of good news.

Bobby

The world's gonna end. Seems stupid to get all precious over one little soul.

Dean

You sold your soul?

Crowley

More like pawned it. I fully intend to give it back.

Dean

Well then give it back!

Crowley

I will.

Dean

Now!

Sam

Did you kiss him?

Dean

Sam!

Sam

Just wondering.

Bobby

[awkward silence] No!

Crowley

[coughs, shows photo of him and Bobby kissing on his iPhone]

Bobby

Why'd you take a picture?!?

Crowley

Why'd you have to use tongue?

Dean

Do you have any clue what walking away meant for me?

Bobby

Yeah, a woman and a kid... and not getting your guts ripped out at age 30. That's what it meant.

Dean

That woman and that kid, I went to them because you asked me to.

Bobby

Good.

Dean

Good for who? I showed up on their doorstep half out of my head with grief. God knows why they even let me in. I drank too much, I had nightmares. I looked everywhere. I collected hundreds of books trying to find anything to bust you out.

Sam

You promised you'd leave it alone.

Dean

Of course, I didn't leave it alone! Sue me!

Bobby

Why'd you send him outside?

Because I didn't think you'd want him in here.

Bobby

I don't. I've got a body in the basement.

My point.

Bobby

Yeah, but I've got another body buried in the yard.