[Sam is reading Dean’s dating profile.]
Sam'Oh baby whatever you want, I'm just burning up thinking about you.'
They get raunchier.
SamYeah I see that, it's like a Penthouse letter.
A character in Supernatural
Played by Jared Padalecki
Supernatural · 1,470 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Supernatural: in 665 of its 1,470 quotes
Most scenes with: Dean Winchester (497), Castiel (38), Bobby Singer (34)
[Sam is reading Dean’s dating profile.]
Sam'Oh baby whatever you want, I'm just burning up thinking about you.'
They get raunchier.
SamYeah I see that, it's like a Penthouse letter.
SamWhat you said earlier back there, about being past saving were you really-
I was just telling the guy what he needed to hear. We better go.
SamHey, we good?
Aces. Yeah, I love the smell of parchment in the morning.
SamI mean how much lore is even left? We got nothing on the Mark?
Right, you think these eggheads with all the crap they amassed over the years would have actually collected something important. Ah, here -- 'He-wolf, She-wolf: A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism,' six hundred pages, volume one. But, uh, something important, like I don't know maybe the oldest symbol known to man -- 'that's not worth our time, it's not weird enough.'
SamAlright, well, enjoy the retreat.
Screw you, Winchester.
SamAlright I'll go try and crack the police server.
Yeah, maybe I'll go crack the deputy.
SamRight. But this time try to be a little less defensive of your pretend job.
You know this badge means something.
SamI made it at Kinkos.
Yes you did. Be proud of that.
SamYou good?
Yeah. Yeah, you know for the first time since I've been back, I didn't feel like the Mark was pushing me.
SamFirst time?
All I know is that back there, killing those vamps. I felt like me again.
SamAlright, so that's good right?
Yeah.
We know John Winchester isn't going to win any #1 Dad awards, but damn if he wasn't there when we needed him.
SamHey, uh, tell him about that time in New York.
Oh Yeah... Yeah, okay so, ah. We were working this haunting in Long Island, and me and Sam begged the old man to let us go to the city, for once.
SamHe had this thing about New York; too big, too loud, too dirty.
And he hated the Yankees.
SamBig time, yeah.
Somehow we convinced him to let us go. So we all go, we all you know see the sites and ride the subway, eat too much pizza, the whole nine. By about midnight Sam and Dad are zonked, and I figure 'screw it, I'm going to CBGB.'
SamCBGB is...
I know. It's where the Ramones and Blondie got their start.
SamRight, wow. Anyway he was way underage at the time.
So I get there, I sneak in, and it is nuts. I mean people are drinking, and they're smoking, and they're snorting whatever. There's a 500 pound guy on the stage with mohawk just screaming. My mind is blown I don't even know what to do. Then this girl walks up, and she's 'Hey why don't come over sit down with me and my friends at this table,' 'yeah, alright.'
SamYeah and they get him drunk. First time.
But not fun drunk, I'm not quite sure what was in that stuff, but the room starts to spin, and I feel like I'm going to puke forever. Right about that time, I hear him. 'Dean Winchester.' My old man, I don't know how but he found me. And now I'm really freaking out, because he's just standing there not saying anything, and I look around everyone else is freaking out too in fact no one is looking him in the eye, then finally this one guy with like a safety pin in his nose and a 'kill everything' tattoo looks up and he says 'sorry sir.' Yeah, 'sorry sir' heh. John frickin' Winchester.
He saved you.
Yeah and you know what he got for that? Me whining about how much he embarrassed me. Me telling him that I hated him. But then he stopped and turned around looked at me and said, 'Son, you don't like me that's fine. It's not my job to be liked.'
Sam'It's my job to raise you right.'
And he did.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there badass. Lighten up. Why do you just assume I won't help?
SamBecause you're a dickwad.
But I'm your dickwad. I have a special place in my... non-heart for you both, to which end ta-da! I would be tickled to help you pop this Biblical zit. To do it you are going to need one specific thing... Your old bud, the First Blade.
SamWhat?
As I said ain't life a bitch?
He said the river ends at the source.
SamWhat does that mean?
Maybe nothin'. It was the last thing he said before you guys busted in.
SamDean, look man we had to...
Hey, no I get it, alright. I was going to kill him, and I couldn't stop myself.
SamWe'll figure it out alright. Remember what Cas said about needing a powerful force?
Yeah so?
SamSo, I've been thinking, look. Cain still has the Mark right? And he's lived with it, for years he's lived with it. So yeah, the Mark is strong, but Dean maybe there's a part of you that wants to give into it, and maybe you have to fight that, you know? Maybe part of that powerful force has to be you.
We are going to fix this. I'm not letting what happened to me happen to you.
But it's already happened.
SamCain found a way to live with it.
Yeah, after centuries of murder.
Yeah well, there's one thing you have that he didn't. You're a Winchester. I forgive you Dean.
Yeah well, I don't.
I know, kinda your move. How's that working out for you?
I'm so sorry kiddo.
Then prove it.
What did Cas say?
SamErr Good news, bad news. Bad news, he discovered riverboat gambling. Good news, he thinks he might be closing in on Cain.
Alright, so big brother didn't getting along with little brother, was pissed off he was driving his baby. I get it.
SamWhat are you saying, if you died and I drove your car, you'd kill me?
If you stunk her up with taquitos, probably.
I've made more mistakes than I can count. Ones that haunt me day and night.
SamSo how do you deal?
Whiskey. Denial. I do my best to make things right, whatever they may be... For you maybe it's, maybe it's coming clean. You know finding a way to ask for forgiveness, but not breaking the bank at your local florist, I mean real forgiveness. You can't just bury stuff like this, you gotta deal with it.
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