Jody Mills quotes from Supernatural

Jody

What I will tell you is that birth control pills are useless against STDs. Whoever you're with needs to suit up! Every time! Always! No pulling up the drawbridge early.

Jody

Alex, you were ready to give up your life for us. That's goodness. And that's what's scary about family. Gives you so much to lose.

Jody

You know, I'm thinking whatever this thing is, it's not going after virgins, even born-again virgins.

Sam

It's taking virgins who break their chastity vow. So dragons are off the list.

Jody

I'm sor-- dragons? Those are a thing?

Sam

Yeah. Too many things are things.

I'm calling the cops!

Sheriff Jody Mills

I am the cops!

(after Sheriff punches her and her nose starts bleeding) What the fudge, lady?

Dean

I don't know, Sammy. Looks like Jody might not need our help anymore.

Sam

Oh, they grow up too fast.

Dean

Don't they?

Jody

Yeah, joke all you want.

Sam

Alright, well, enjoy the retreat.

Jody

Screw you, Winchester.

Jody

Honestly Donna, I just met the guy but, Doug seems like kind of a dick.

Donna

But he was my dick... I'm gonna hit the can, you know, where it's less gross.

Donna

Uh Oh, flying the coop without me? Again.

Jody

No.

Donna

No I get it, I do. Take a hint Donna. Right?

Jody

There's been another animal attack.

Donna

Shut the front door. Says who?

Jody

You okay?

Donna

Yeah, other than feeling like I wanna hurl. I just chopped off a vampire's head.

Jody

You were great at that.

Donna

Thanks.

Jody

You know if you want any pointers on how to fight this crazy crap, I'm willing to fill you in -- you know what kills what.

Donna

I'd like that.

Dean

When you mix it up with the - potatoes and the, the beans, you guys eat like this every day?

Jody

It's just chicken.

Sam

It's shaped like chicken! Not a patty, or a nugget!