Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Castiel

You realize one problem is solved, but one still remains. Dean is no longer a demon, that's true. But the Mark of Cain -- that he still has, and sooner or later that is gonna be an issue.

Sam

You know what, Cas. I'm beat, man. One battle at a time, you know? So I'm just gonna grab my brother some cholesterol. And then I'm gonna get drunk.

Dean

You've been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed...and you sprain your friggin' elbow?

Sam

Dude, it was more than a sprain. All right? And it was a friggin' demon, but -

Dean

But what? That sling come with a slice of crybaby pie on the side? Please.

Dean

I just figured since we're opening up veins, that maybe you wanted to talk about the guy you made sell his soul.

Sam

The guy who you then killed, right. That's the same guy were talking about?

Dean

I was a demon.

Sam

Oh you were a demon, I didn't realize that.

Sam

How can you possibly blame Kate for fighting for her sister, we do it all the time.

Dean

Oh yeah, that's worked wonders for us.

Sam

We're still here, aren't we?

Dean

Yeah, but is it right?

Dean

It's embarrassing you know.

Sam

What's embarrassing?

Dean

All of it. The note. Crowley. Everything.

Sam

Dean, you were a demon.

Dean

Oh I was a demon, I didn't realize.

Sam

Shut up.

Dean

Not to mention, I never said thank you. So...

Sam

You don't ever have to say that, not to me.

Dean

Let's say you're right.

Sam

About What?

Dean

Everything. Maybe I'm not ready to hunt. But I am just trying to do the right thing, man. 'Cause I am so sick and tired of doing the wrong one.

Dean

I'm gonna throw up.

Sam

I mean I gotta say, it's kinda charming. The-the production value, and the... No? No. No. I'm gonna check for EMF, you-you look for, uh cursed objects.

Sam

Casdean?

Dean

Shut your face. Get in the car.

Sam

Wow, think we're a little under dressed? I mean the fed threads are in the trunk.

Dean

Are you kidding me, for once we don't have to wear suits. You're lucky my waistband is not elastic.

Dash

Well Sam, I'll let you in on a little secret. We don't really like each other... But then what family does?

Sam

Mine does. For the most part, it's just my brother and me.

Sam

Husband and wife tag-team killer ghosts.

Dean

Gotta keep the marriage alive somehow.

Well, well, well what do we have here? What'cha doing snooping these halls? Up to no good? Why don't we get up to no good together? You know they say women just get better with age, like a fine wine or a cheese.

Sam

I-I, um, I'm lactose intolerant.

Sam

We're not the bad guys Dash.

Dash

I beg to differ, you're wearing flannel.

Sam

Olivia you don't have to do this, being a monster is a choice.

That choice was made for me a long time ago.

Sam

Dean what was that all about back there?

Dean

What are you talking about?

Sam

I mean, all those extra shots after the shifter was already dead. What was that?

Dean

I don't know. Target practice?

Sam

Come on man, I'm serious. Are you sure it wasn't, I don't know demon residue or something to do with the Mark?

Dean

No none of that.

Sam

Right. Look man I gotta be honest-

Dean

Oh my god Sam, it was my first kill since I've been back. You know, I got a little anxious, I just wanted to make sure it was done right. Plain and simple. Why am I even explaining this to you?