Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there badass. Lighten up. Why do you just assume I won't help?
Because you're a dickwad.
But I'm your dickwad. I have a special place in my... non-heart for you both, to which end ta-da! I would be tickled to help you pop this Biblical zit. To do it you are going to need one specific thing... Your old bud, the First Blade.
What?
As I said ain't life a bitch?
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