Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

So, we got dick on Dick?

Dean

That's a vivid way of putting it.

Sam

[trying to be nonchalant] Hey. We ready? [off Dean's look, he sighs and spreads his arms] Okay, just say it.

Dean

[cracking up] I'm sorry, you look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers.

Dean

[trying to contain his laughter] Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Sam

Which time?

Dean

No, I mean it. Leaving you there on your own, that was a dick move.

Sam

You know what? I actually feel pretty good about it. Getting my ass kicked by those juggalos was therapeutic.

Dean

You faced your fears.

Sam

And now what more could a clown possibly do to me?

Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.

Hallucifer

Oh well, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should have picked up, right. Big brother's probably dead.

Sam

Shut up.

Hallucifer

He said "shut up" to me.

Sam

A demon summoning; why?

Hallucifer

Why? To summon a demon, jackass.

Dean

What, are you going for, like, the Guinness record of caffeine consumption? That's like your fifth this morning.

Sam

Yeah, well, every time I close my eyes, Lucifer is yelling into my head. It's like I let him in once, now I can't get rid of him.

Dean

You know he's not actually...

Sam

Yeah. Yeah, no. I know. Uh, try telling that to the volume control inside my brain.

Dean

Dancers. They are toe shoes full of crazy.

Sam

And you would know this how?

Dean

I saw Black Swan. Twice. Hot tutu-on-tutu action. Come on, Sam, what's wrong with you?

Sam

Wow. The depths of your...

Dean

Could be a dead end, but I hear they have good coffee in Portland.

Sam

Dude, that's Seattle.

Sam

(about the ballet shoes) Do they... look like they're... your size?

Dean

Shut up.

Sam

Wait, a-are you –

Dean

Getting the strong urge to Prince Siegfried myself into oblivion? Yes.

Sam

You really did see "Black Swan."

Sam

You okay there, Baryshnikov?!

Dean

Yeah.. Yeah, I'm "pas de done."

Dean

You know, I wonder how old porn kills you.

Sam

Pretty sure you don't want to know.

Sam

It doesn't matter what I do, Dean. Lucifer will not shut up.

Dean

Even now?

Sam

He's singing "Stairway to Heaven" right now.

Dean

Good song.

Sam

Not 50 times in a row.

Dean

How are you feeling?

Sam

(Chuckling) Maybe you should cancel my UFC fight.

Hallucifer

Yeah. Keep that sense of humor, Sam. It’ll get you through this.

Dean

Sam, I’m gonna find you help.

Hallucifer

(Scoffs lightly) Now, that sounded a little cynical.

Sam

I don’t think it’s out there, Dean.

Dean

We don’t know that.

Sam

We know better than most. It’s all snake oil. Last faith healer we hooked up with had a reaper on a leash.Remember?

Dean

(Sighs) Yeah…Sam, I remember.

Sam

I’m just saying…

Dean

What? That you don’t want my help?

Sam

No, I’m just saying (sighs) Don’t do this to yourself.

Dean

If I don't find something...

Sam

Then I'll die.

Hallucifer

Oh - you're upsetting me!

Sam

Dean, we knew this was coming.

Dean

No...

Sam

When you shoved my soul back in, Cas warned you about all the crap it would...

Dean

Screw Cas. Quit being Dalai-friggin-Yoda about this. Get pissed!

Sam

I'm too tired.

Sam

[to Marin; Lucifer blows through the salt circle] You're gonna have to do this on your own. It's okay. I'm okay. I'm just having a little...

Lucifer

Brown acid moment.

Sam

...dizzy thing. It'll pass.

Lucifer

Definitely. When your heart stops.