Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

Says who? Look, I'll work this damn case, but you lied to me, and you killed my friend.

Dean

No, I put down a monster who killed four people, and if you didn't know her, you'd have done the same thing.

Sam

I did know her, Dean.

Dean

Yeah, which is why you couldn't do it. Look, I get it. There are certain people in this world, no matter how dangerous they are, you just can't.

Sam

Don't pull that card! That's bull. Look, if I've learned one thing, it's that if something feels wrong, it probably is!

Dean

Usually, yeah. But killing Amy was not wrong. You couldn't do it, so I did. That's what family does -- the dirty work. And I woulda told you, eventually, once I knew that this whole "waving a gun at Satan" thing was a one-time show. I think it's reasonable to want to know that you're off the friggin' high dive, Sam. You almost got us both killed, so you can be pissed all you want, but quit being a bitch.

Sam

You were right. About Amy. If she was... just any monster, I'm not sure I could have let her walk away. I don't know. I mean, I'll never know.

Dean

So, what are you saying?

Sam

What I'm saying is... I get why you did it. You were just trying to make sure no one else got hurt. But here's the thing. You can't just look me in the face and tell me you're fine. I mean, you're not sleeping, you drink for the record --

Dean

Oh, here we go.

Sam

Look, whatever. Last one to preach, I know. But... Just be honest with me. How are those the actions of someone who knows they did the right thing?

Dean

You want me to be honest?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

I went with my gut. And that felt right. I didn't trust her, Sam. Of course, ever since Cas, I'm having a hard time trusting anybody. And as far as how I been acting... I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause I don't like lying to you. You know, it doesn't feel right. So, yeah, you got me there. I been climbing the walls.

Sam

I know how that is.

Sam

All right, um... So, a little sudden. But life is short, so I'll keep this shorter. I'm in love. And I'm getting married... Say something, like, uh, like, "congratulations," for example.

Dean

What?

Dean

That's just great. This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap. We got Purgatory's least wanted everywhere, and we're on our third "The World's Screwed" issue in, what, three years? We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already.

Sam

Someone's got to do it.

Dean

What if the bus wants to go over the cliff?

Sam

You think the world wants to end?

Dean

I think that if we didn't take its belt and all its pens away each year that, yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.

Bobby

Stop trying to wrestle with the big picture, son. You're gonna hurt your head.

Dean

This is stupid. My sandwich didn't do anything. I don't know what you think you're gonna find.

Bobby

There's something wrong with you, Dean.

Dean

Are you kidding? I'm fine! I -- I actually feel great. The best I've felt in a couple months. Cas? Black goo? I don't even care anymore. And you know what's even better? I don't care that I don't care. I just want my damn slammer back.

Sam

Dude, you are completely stoned, just like Ranger Rick was.

Bobby

Just like the dinner rush back at Biggerson's. And everybody's loving the Turducken'.

Dean

I think you pissed off my sandwich.

Sam

Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a Pumpkinhead...and is currently turning Dean into an idiot.

Dean

I'm right here, right here

Sam

So you think Dean's okay?

Bobby

Yeah, he's alright

Sam

Good. So... you don't worry about him?

Bobby

You mean before the turducken'?

Sam

Yeah. I kinda mean, well, like ever since my head broke, and we lost Cas. You ever feel like he's going through the same motions but he's not the same Dean, ya know?

Bobby

How could he be?

Bobby

You know, you worry about him. All he does is worry about you. Who's left to live their own life here? The two of you -- aren't you full up just playing Snuffleupagus with the Devil all the live long?

Sam

I don't know, Bobby. Seeing Lucifer's fine with me.

Bobby

Come again?

Sam

Look, I'm not saying it's fun. I mean, to be honest with you, I-I kind of see it as the best-case scenario. I mean...at least all my crazy's under one umbrella, you know?

Sam

Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. His eyes are open.

Dean

Bobby?

Sam

Hey.

Dean

What – don't talk. Don't talk. A pen – I –

Dean

Here. Here, here, here. What is it?

Bobby

Idjits. [he dies]

Dean

Alright scoot, jerkface, show your elders some respect.

Sam

You scoot, asshat. *tosses popcorn at Dean*

Dean

Did we get licorice?

Sam

No, we did not get licorice, we got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.

Dean

I'm sorry, I-I didn't quite understand that, uh Mr. Peanut Butter-and-Banana-Sandwiches?

Sam

You know what, I stand by that sandwich! Nobody likes licorice, it-it's made of dirt!

Dean

It is a classic movie food! It's right up there with popcorn!

Sam

Popcorn, really?

Dean

Yes!

Sam

You're outta your mind!

Dean

What, it's like little chewy pieces of heaven!

Sam

Chewy pieces of heaven if you're a girl!

Bobby

[watches as Dean and Sam fade away]

Well, Bobby? Stay or go, what's it gonna be?

Sam

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I hope you're watching cartoon smut, 'cause reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self punishment.

Dean

It's called anime. And it's an art form.

Dean

I'll admit, it could be in the general vicinity of the ballpark of our kind of thing.

Sam

Yeah, uh, "didn't match anything human" usually seals the deal for me.

Dean

I know Bobby's got a Grecian encyclopedia of weird in here. I saw it last time I was looking through this stupid... Would it kill him to have a system?

Sam

He has a system. His files are set up like his brain.

Wherever did you get it?

Sam

Uh, uh, uh crazy drunk old genius.

Yeah, they always have the good stuff.

Sam

You know what? Bobby was right. Your head's not in it, man. When Cass died you were wobbly, but now..

Dean

Now what? Oh, what, you're dealing with this so perfect? Yeah! News flash, pal. You're just as screwed up as I am! You're just...bigger.

Sam

....What?!

Dean

I don't know...

Sam

Look.. Dean, the thing is, tonight it... It almost got you killed. Now, I don't care how you deal. I really, really don't. But just don't.. don't get killed.