Hallucifer quotes from Supernatural

Hallucifer

Hi, Sam. Long time, no spooning.

Hallucifer

Pay attention to me, I'm bored!

Hallucifer

That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Real interaction again, I miss that! The rapier wit - the wittier rape - come on, I'll be good, I'll even help you solve your little Nancy Drew mystery or whatever.

Hallucifer

Ay caramba! Mi Cabeza!

Hallucifer

No, no, Sam. No nap for you, Sammy.

Hallucifer

Oh, come on, don't do that. Let's talk, Sam. I always enjoyed our special little chats. Don't you want to talk?

Hallucifer

Yeah, look at that. Something's definitely different now, isn't it? You let me in. You wanted me, partner. So you think you can use your little tricks to banish me again... [snaps finger]...like that? No. I do believe I've got you, bunk buddy. Got my finger wiggling around in your brainpan.

Hallucifer

Come on, Sammy! Come on! Say it with me now. Goooooood morning, Vietnam!

Hallucifer

Tell the nice tweaker you’d be sleeping right now if the devil would leave you alone...

Dean

Well now wait, I got it. Why would the Devil holodeck you a whole new life when he could just kick your ass all over the Cage?

Sam

‘Cause, as he puts it...

You can’t torture someone who has nothing left for you to take away.

Hallucifer

Very good, Sam.

Dean

Okay, fine. But this Malibu dream mansion that he, he, he makes for you to take away is this post-apocalyptic mess?

Hallucifer

It had to be a mess, Sam, or you wouldn’t believe it was your life.

Dean

Wait. Are you seeing him right now?

Dean

You know that he’s not real. Right?

Sam

He says the same thing about you.

Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.

Hallucifer

Oh well, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should have picked up, right. Big brother's probably dead.

Sam

Shut up.

Hallucifer

He said "shut up" to me.

Sam

A demon summoning; why?

Hallucifer

Why? To summon a demon, jackass.

Dean

How are you feeling?

Sam

(Chuckling) Maybe you should cancel my UFC fight.

Hallucifer

Yeah. Keep that sense of humor, Sam. It’ll get you through this.

Dean

Sam, I’m gonna find you help.

Hallucifer

(Scoffs lightly) Now, that sounded a little cynical.

Sam

I don’t think it’s out there, Dean.

Dean

We don’t know that.

Sam

We know better than most. It’s all snake oil. Last faith healer we hooked up with had a reaper on a leash.Remember?

Dean

(Sighs) Yeah…Sam, I remember.

Sam

I’m just saying…

Dean

What? That you don’t want my help?

Sam

No, I’m just saying (sighs) Don’t do this to yourself.

Dean

If I don't find something...

Sam

Then I'll die.

Hallucifer

Oh - you're upsetting me!

Sam

Dean, we knew this was coming.

Dean

No...

Sam

When you shoved my soul back in, Cas warned you about all the crap it would...

Dean

Screw Cas. Quit being Dalai-friggin-Yoda about this. Get pissed!

Sam

I'm too tired.