Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Castiel

I should never have broken your wall, Sam. I'm here to make it right. (touches Sam's head, Sam groans in pain)

Sam

(Looking at Castiel, while seeing him as a hallucination of Lucifer) You're not real.

Castiel

I'm so sorry Sam.

Sam

Have either of you ever heard of Thighslapper Ale?

Garth

Is that a stripper or a beverage?

Garth

Can I have some more Thighslapper?

Sam

No!

Dean

No - coffee for you Tara Reid.

Garth

I'm concerned Bobby might be haunting you guys. I brought it up with Dean but he shot me down.

Dean

Garth, leave it alone.

Sam

It's okay.

Dean

No, it's far from okay.

Sam

I already tried contacting Bobby-when that beer disappeared, I took out a talking board.

Dean

Without me?

Sam

I figured why drag you in, when it was something I could just put to bed myself.

Dean

And?

Sam

And if he was there, I'd have told you.

Sam

Can you even get drunk anymore? It's sort of like drinking a vitamin for you, right?

Dean

Shut up.

Sam

They see a face in the crowd, we see a book falling off the table-same thing, Dean. I did the talking board, I ran plenty of EMF. When that beer went poof, I went a little nuts.

Dean

Yeah, why didn't you tell me?

Sam

Like I said, a little nuts at the time.

Sam

You know she and Bobby had a thing, right?

Dean

Yeah, I knew that.....Really?

Sam

Yeah, kind of a foxhole thing. Very Hemingway.

Dean

Huh. She and I kinda went Hemingway this one time too.

Sam

Alright...well, that happens...

Dean

Wait, you too?

Sam

It was a while back. We ended up on the same case. She was stressed and I ...didn't have a soul.

Dean

That's a lot of foxholes.

Sam

So what do you think we should do?

Dean

We did what we should do. Now, I don't know.

Sam

I mean...do you think it's possible we can...I don't know, make it all work somehow?

Dean

I have no idea. Maybe? I've never heard of it. But you know what I do know? It ain't the natural order of things. Everything is supposed to end. You know, he was supposed to...Now, what are the odds this ends well? What are the odds?

Sam

Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?

Charlie

Hermione.

Sam

Hermione. Well did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?

Dean

Seriously?

Sam

Shut up.

Charlie

No of course not.

Sam

What did she do?

Charlie

She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...

Sam

Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?

Charlie

I'm gonna kick it in the ass.

Sam

[chuckles] Good girl.

Dean

Oh, you go, Dumble-dork.

Charlie

Why didn't you kill him?!

Sam

Because we can't.. yet.

Charlie

The really evil ones always need a special sword.

Charlie

I left your dumb flask in the back seat by the way, worst good luck charm ever!

Dean

[hands her bag] Here you go.

Charlie

Thanks.

Sam

So listen, we can't thank you enough...

Charlie

Actually you can. Never contact me again...like ever. Deal?

Sam

Deal.

Dean

Keep your head down there okay?

Charlie

This ain't the first time I disappeared. [Sam and Dean give her a confused look]

Charlie

You think my name is really Charlie Bradbury? Please. So...good luck saving the world. Peace out, Bitches.

Dean

She's kind of like the little sister I never wanted.

Sam

We've got to talk.

Dean

You mean before we get back to the car, and the flask?

Sam

Exactly. So what the hell happened back in the lobby?

Dean

Man, if I had a free shot, I would have bitch slapped the hell out of Dick.

Sam

Yeah but, I mean, Charlie got her friggin' arm broken.

Dean

He didn't mean to do it.

Sam

Exactly. He's not in control. Not about Dick. That was vengeful spirit crap.

Dean

I know. But it's still Bobby.

Sam

But if he goes there, he won't be anymore. And then we won't be able to pull him back. And then what are we suppose to do?

Dean

I know... Let's just figure out what that thing we stole is...and then we'll figure out what the hell to do with Bobby.

Meg

[On phone] What up, Bullwinkle? Just a little FYI call. Your boy's awake.

Sam

What? [to Dean] Cas is awake.

Dean

When? [Sam puts the phone on speaker] When?

Meg

Last night about eight.

Dean

And you waited till now to call us?

Meg

I've been busy with Cas. He's just a tad different than when he dozed off, 'kay?

Dean

What do you mean, different?

Meg

Hey, Seacrest, guess what – not a nurse. Just playing one on TV. Want answers? Start driving.

Sam

Okay. So, Cas, you said you woke up last night?

Castiel

Yes. I heard a ping that pierced me, and, well, you wouldn't have heard it unless you were an angel at the time.

Sam

That's also when we opened this. [He hands Castiel a bag containing the tablet]

Castiel

Oh. Of course. Now I understand.

Sam

Understand what?

Castiel

You were the ones. Well... I guess that makes sense.

Dean

What makes sense?

Castiel

If someone was going to free the Word from the vault of the earth, it would end up being you two. Oh, I love you guys.

Castiel

This is the handwriting of Metatron.

Sam

Metatron?!? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?

Dean

No, that's Megatron.

Sam

What?

Dean

The Transformer, it's Megatron.

Sam

What?