Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

The world's gonna end. Seems stupid to get all precious over one little soul.

You sold your soul?

More like pawned it. I fully intend to give it back.

Well then give it back!

I will.

Now!

Sam

Did you kiss him?

Sam!

Sam

Just wondering.

[awkward silence] No!

[coughs, shows photo of him and Bobby kissing on his iPhone]

Why'd you take a picture?!?

Why'd you have to use tongue?

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Sam

So Pestilence was spreading swine flu.

Yeah, but not just for giggles. That was step one. Step two is the vaccine. And you think...?

I know. I'll stake my reputation that vaccine is chock full of Grade A, farm-fresh, Croatoan virus.

Sam

Simultaneous countrywide distribution. That's quite a plan.

You don't get to be Horsemen for nothing. So you boys better stock up on... well, everything. This time next Thursday, we'll all be living in Zombieland.

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I'm on board.

Sam

You're gonna let me say yes?

No, that's the thing. It's not on me to let you do anything. You're a grown--well, overgrown--man. If this is what you want, I'll back your play.

Sam

That's the last thing I thought you'd ever say.

Might be.

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Sam

Take care of these guys, okay?

That's not possible.

Sam

[sighs] Then humor me.

Oh. I was supposed to lie. [Chuckles] Uh...sure. They'll be fine...

Sam

Just--just stop... talking.

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Sam. Come on. I can feel you. Scratching away in there...

[He walks towards a mirror.]

Look. I'm gonna take the gag off, okay? You got me all wrong, kiddo. I'm not the bad guy here.

Sam

I'm gonna rip you apart from the inside out. Do you understand me?!

Such anger... Young Skywalker. Who are you really angry with? Me? Or that face in the mirror?

Sam

I'm sure this is all a big joke to you, huh?

Not at all. I've been waiting for you. For a long, long time. Come on, Sam. You have to admit, you can feel it, right?

Sam

What?

The exhilaration. And you know why that is? Because we're two halves made whole. MFEO. Literally.

Sam

It feels pretty damn far from good.

I'm inside your grapefruit, Sam. You can't lie to me. I see it all. How hot you always felt. How... out of place in that family of yours. And why shouldn't you have? They were foster care, at best. I'm your real family.

Sam

No, that's not true.

It is. And I know you know it. All those times you ran away, you weren't running away from them. You were running towards me. This doesn't have to be a bad thing, you know. I let Dean live, didn't I? I wanted him to live. I'll bring your folks back, too. I want you to be happy, Sam.

Sam

I don't want anything from you!

Really? Not even a little payback?

Sam

What's that supposed to mean?

Look closely. None of these little devils look familiar to you?

Sam

That's Mr. Bensmith... One of my grade school teachers...

And that's your friend, Doug, from that time in East Lancing. And Rachel. Your prom date. Sam Winchester, this is your life. Azazel's game. Watching you since you were a Rugrat. Jerking you around, like a dog on a leash. I know how you feel about that. Me, too. So what do you say you and I blow off a little steam?

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Sammy?

Sam

Yeah, it's me.

[They hug each other]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You... you... you were... you were gone man! That... That was it, how the hell you're...

Sam

I don't know.

What did you mean, you don't know?

Sam

I mean no idea. I'm just back.

Was it God? Or... or Cas? Did Cas know anything about it?

Sam

You tell me. I've been calling, Cas hasn't answered my prayers. I don't even know where he is.

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Sam

You finally had what you wanted Dean.

I wanted my brother! Alive!

Sam

You wanted a family. You have for a long time. Maybe the whole time. I know you. You only gave it up because of the way we lived, but you had something and you were building something. Had I shown up Dean, you would've just run off.

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Do you have any clue what walking away meant for me?

Yeah, a woman and a kid... and not getting your guts ripped out at age 30. That's what it meant.

That woman and that kid, I went to them because you asked me to.

Good.

Good for who? I showed up on their doorstep half out of my head with grief. God knows why they even let me in. I drank too much, I had nightmares. I looked everywhere. I collected hundreds of books trying to find anything to bust you out.

Sam

You promised you'd leave it alone.

Of course, I didn't leave it alone! Sue me!

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Sam

Seatbelt.

What am I, in third grade? A car should drive, not be a little bitch.

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You want to bring it to a bunch of hunters.

Sam

Not just hunters, Dean. They're our family.

We don't know them.

Sam

I do. Not every hunter is a head case. I mean, Samuel is actually a lot like you.

I'm a freaking head case.

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Sam

Were you racing me?

No. I was kicking your ass.

Sam

Very mature.

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We should call Cass.

Sam

You kidding, right?... Dean, I tried. It was the first and second and third thing I did as soon I got topside. Son of a bitch won't answer the phone!

Well, let's give it a shot. Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Sam

You're an idiot.

Stay positive.

Sam

Oh, I am positive.

C'mon, Cass. Don't be a dick. We got ourselves a... plague-like situation down here. Do you... Do you copy? [Nothing happens]

Sam

Like I said, the son of a bitch doesn't answer. [Castiel appears behind Sam, Dean sees him] He's right behind me, isn't he?

Hello.

Sam

Hello?!

Y-Yes.

Sam

[mimics Castiel's voice] "Hello." [Sam shakes his head] Hello?!

Uhh... That is still the term?

Sam

I spent all that time trying to get through to you. Dean calls once and now it's [Mimics Castiel again] Hello.

Yes.

Sam

So what you - you like him better or something?

Dean and I do share a more profound bond. [Dean and Sam give him a look] I wasn't going to mention it.

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Balthazar

Holy fire. You hairless ape! Release me!

First you're taking your marker off of Aaron Birch's soul.

Balthazar

Am I?

Sam!

Sam

Unless you like your wings extra crispy, I'd think about it.

Balthazar

Castiel, I stood for you in Heaven. Are you gonna let these two-

I believe the hairless ape has the floor.

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"He could hear the blood rushing inside her. Almost taste it. He tried desperately to control himself. Romero knew their love was impossible." Romero? Really?

Sam

Dean, shut up.

This is a national best-seller. How is that possible?

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Sam

Where are you going?

Bathroom, okay? Newsflash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!