Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

John

Monsters? Monsters?

Mary

Yes.

John

Monsters are real?

Mary

I'm sorry, I didn't know how to-

John

And you fight them? All of you?

Sam

Yeah.

John

How long?

Mary

All my life.

John

Shut up, all of you! Look not another word or so help me, I will turn this car around!

Dean

Wow, awkward family road trip.

Sam

No kidding.

John

How long have you known about this hunting stuff?

Sam

Pretty much forever. My dad raised me in it.

John

You're serious? Who the hell does that to a kid?

Sam

Well, for the record... Mary's parents did.

John

I don't care! What kind of irresponsible bastard lets a child anywhere near - you know you could have been killed!

Sam

I, uh... came kinda close.

John

The number it must have done on your head. Your father was supposed to protect you.

Sam

He was trying. He died trying. Believe me. I used to be mad at him. I mean, I used to... I used to hate the guy, but now I... I get it. He was... just doing the best he could. And he was trying to keep it together in this impossible situation. See, my mom, um, she was amazing, beautiful and she was the love of his life, she got killed and, I think, he would've gone crazy if he didn't do something. Truth is, um, my dad died before I got to tell him that... I understand, why he did what he did and I forgive him for what it did to us. I do. And I just... I love him.

Sam

Alright, I'm just gonna go through some files, you can go ahead and get going.

Dean

Sorry?

Sam

Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.

Dean

[confused] Where am I going?

Sam

Dean, it's Valentine's Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? Uh, "unattached drifter Christmas"?

Dean

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well... be that as it may, I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.

Sam

So, you're not into bars full of lonely women?

Dean

Are you saying that you fixed up our parents?

Well not me, but yeah. Oh, it wasn't easy either. Oooh, they couldn't stand each other at first. But when we were done with them, perfect couple!

Dean

Perfect?

Yeah.

Dean

They're dead.

I'm sorry but the orders were very clear, you and Sam needed to be born. Your parents were just, uh, meant to be. [Starts singing A Match Made in Heaven. Dean punches him then turns around cradling his hand]

Dean

Son of a bitch. [Hear Cupid fleeing] Where is he? Where'd he go?

Castiel

I believe you upset him.

Dean

Upset him?

Sam

Dean, enough!

Dean

What?

Sam

You just punched a cupid!

Dean

I punched a dick!

Sam

Um... are we going to talk about what's been up with you lately or not?

Dean

Or not. [Storms out]

Bobby

You boys should know, Karen told me why Death was here.

Sam

What do you mean?

Bobby

I know why he took a stroll through a cemetery in the sticks of South Dakota. He came for me.

Dean

What do you mean you?

Bobby

Death came for me. He brought Karen back to send me a message.

Dean

You? Why you?

Bobby

Because I've been helping you, you sons of bitches. I'm one of the reasons you're still saying no to Lucifer, Sam.

Dean

So, this was like a hit on your life?

Bobby

I don't know if they wanted to take my life or... my spirit. Either way, they wanted me out of the way.

Sam

But you're going to be alright, right Bobby? [Bobby doesn't say anything]

Sam

Heaven?

Dean

Yeah.

Sam

OK, how are we in heaven?

Dean

All that clean living, I guess.

Sam

No, no... um. Okay, you, I get, sure. But me, maybe you haven't noticed but, um, I've done a few things.

Dean

You thought you were doing the right thing.

Sam

Last I checked, it wasn't the road to heaven that was paved with good intentions.

Dean

Yeah, well if this is the Skymall, it sucks. I mean, where's the triplets and the latex, you know? Come on, a guy has needs.

Sam

This was my first real Thanksgiving.

Dean

What are you talking about? We had Thanksgiving every year.

Sam

We had a bucket of extra crispy and Dad passed out on the couch.

Sam

Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.

Dean

It wasn't perfect until after she died.

Dean

Wait a minute, wait a minute. This... this is the night you ditched us for Stanford isn't it? This is your idea of heaven? Wow, this is like one of the worst nights of my life.

Sam

I can't control this stuff.

Dean

Seriously? This is a happy memory for you?

Sam

I don't know, I was on my own. I finally got away from Dad...

Dean

Yeah, he wasn't the only one you got away from.

Sam

Dean, I'm sorry. I-I just...

Dean

Yeah, I know, you didn't think of it like that.

Sam

Dean...

Dean

Come on, your heaven is somebody else's Thanksgiving. Okay? It's bailing on your family, what do you want me to say?

Sam

Man, I never got the crusts cut off my PB&J. I-I just don't look at family the way you do.

Dean

Yeah, but I'm your family...

Sam

I know.

Dean

We're supposed to be a team. It's supposed to be me and you against the world...

Sam

Dean... it is.

Dean

Is it?

Castiel

[appearing behind Sam, his voice flat and slurring] I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.

Sam

What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk?

Castiel

No! [brief pause] Yes.

Sam

What the hell happened to you?

Castiel

I found a liquor store.

Sam

And?

Castiel

And I drank it. Why'd you call me? [stumbles before Sam catches him]'

Sam

Whoa, there you go. Easy. Are you OK?

Castiel

[beckons Sam over before speaking into his ear] Don't ask stupid questions. Tell me what you need.

Sam

There have been these... these demon attacks. Massive, right on the edge of town. And we can't figure out why they're--

Castiel

Any sign of angels?

Sam

Sort of. They've been speaking to this prophet.

Castiel

Who?

Sam

This girl, Leah Gideon.

Castiel

She's not a prophet.

Sam

I'm pretty sure she is. Visions, headaches, the whole package.

Castiel

The names of all the prophets, they're seared into my brain. Leah Gideon is not one of them.

Sam

Then what is she?

Sam

What the hell, man? This is how it ends? You just... walk out?

Dean

Yeah, I guess...

Sam

How could you do that?

Dean

How could I? All you've ever done is run away!

Sam

And I was wrong every single time I did!

Sam

Adam, you may not believe it, but Dad was trying to protect you by keeping you from this.

Adam

Well I guess the monster that ate me didn't get that memo.

Sam

You remember that?

Adam

Oh yeah.

Sam

Still trust me. The one thing worse than seeing dad once a year was seeing him all year.

Dean

I'm tired, man. I'm tired of fighting who I'm supposed to be.

Sam

Well, do you think maybe you could take a half second and stop trying to sacrifice yourself for a change? Maybe we could actually stick together?

Dean

I don't think so.

Sam

Why not? Dean, seriously tell me. I-I want to know.

Dean

I just... I don't believe.

Sam

In what?

Dean

In you. I don't-I don't know if it's going to be demon blood or some other demon chick, or what, but I do know they're gonna find a way to turn you.

Sam

So you're saying I'm not strong enough.

Dean

You're angry. You're self-righteous. Lucifer's gonna wear you to the prom, man, it's just a matter of time.

Sam

Don't say that to me. Not you, of all people.

Dean

I don't want to, but it's the truth and when Satan takes you over, there's gotta be somebody there to fight him. And it ain't gonna be that kid. So, it's gotta be me.

Sam

You want to talk? After what you did to us?

Crowley

After what... what I did to you? I gave you the Colt!

Sam

Yeah, and you knew it wouldn't work against the Devil!

Crowley

I never!

Sam

You set us up. We lost people on that suicide run, good people!

Brady

What is this?

Dean

All those angels, all those demons, all those sons of bitches...they just don't get it, do they, Sammy?

Sam

No, they don't, Dean.

Dean

You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of.