Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

A dentist drilled a guy to death.

Dean

You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?

Castiel

Sam, what are you feeling now?

Sam

I feel like my nose is broken.

Castiel

No, that's a physical sensation. How do you feel?

Sam

I think--

Castiel

Feel?

Sam

I... don't know.

Sam

Wha-- Uh...

Castiel

This will be unpleasant. [He offers Sam the belt.] Bite down on this. If there's some place that you find soothing, you should go there. In your mind.

Sam

So, Samuel didn't take the bait, so I went with Plan B.

Dean

We had a Plan B?

Sam

I fired up the GPS in one of his cell phones. We should be able to track him right to the Alpha.

Dean

The old man won't notice?

Sam

Trust me. He thinks Velcro is big news.

Dean

You didn't sleep. Cause you don't... sleep.

Sam

Right.

Dean

Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

Sam

Bag him now?

Dean

No, we make sure.

Sam

Really?

Dean

Before we hand him over to a lifetime of demon rape? Yeah, really.

Sam

Boy, Cal just doesn't know when to quit.

Dean

Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip club, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.

Sam

Roll over, Lucky. Speak.

Go to hell.

Sam

Already been. Didn't agree with me.

Dean

[on the phone] UFO! UFO!

Sam

Oh. Dude, stop yelling, you're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.

Dean

Close encounter! Close encounter!

Sam

Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?

Dean

They're after me!

Sam

Third kind already? Better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.

Dean

Empathy, Sam! Empathy!

Your brother was abducted?

Sam

Yeah.

Oh my God!

Sam

It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust.

Did it-did it happen when you were kids?

Sam

No, like half an hour ago.

Sam

So, you've been hunting UFOs for over three decades and you basically have no concrete data and zero workable leads.

Well, I...

Sam

Have you considered the possibility that you suck at hunting UFOs?

Sam

Look. That brings up a question. So, say you got a soul, and you're on a case. And your brother gets abducted by aliens.

Dean

Yeah, then you do everything you can to get him back.

Sam

Right, you do. But, what about when there are no more leads for the night? I mean, are you supposed to just sit there in the dark and suffer? Even when there's nothing that can be done at that moment?

Dean

Yes!

Sam

What?

Dean

Yes. You sit in the dark and you-you feel the loss.

Sam

Absolutely. But couldn't I just do all that and have sex with the hippy chick?

Dean

No!

Sam

It'll be in the dark.

Sam

Cas, we found something. It-it's this gold box. Apparently Nazis were after it back in the day. Someone tried to open it and their face melted off. I think it's the - ready for this - the Arc of the Covenant. Yeah, so-

I'm here Sam. Where is the box?

Sam

I can't believe you fell for that! That was the plot of Raiders, idiot.

Sam

If you don't help us, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Will you, boy? How?

Sam

I don't know yet, but I will look until I find out and I don't sleep.

You need help Sam.

Sam

I need your help.

Dean

I'm trying to save your life!

Sam

Exactly, Dean! It's my life! It's my life, it's my soul. And it sure as hell ain't your head that's gonna explode when this whole scheme of yours goes sideways!

Bobby

You want to explain what this is about?

Sam

I just, uh, I have to do this, Bobby.

Bobby

Says who?

Sam

When Dean shoves that soul back in me, think how bad that could really be. I can't let it happen, Bobby. I mean it's not like I want to kill you, you've been nothing but good to me.

Bobby

So what, demon deal or somethin'?

Sam

Spell.

Bobby

You're makin' a mistake, Sam.

Sam

I'm trying to survive.

Bobby

Dean's got a way to make it safe.

Sam

Oh, yeah, what some wall inside my head that maybe stays up? Come on.

Bobby

If it works...

Sam

Well, what if it doesn't? Dean doesn't care about me. He - he just cares about his little brother, Sammy, burning in Hell. He'll kill me to get that other guy back.

Bobby

Look, I... I know how scary it is. You know what's scarier? You right now. You're not in your right head Sam. You're not giving us much choice here.