Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.

Benny

Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.

Castiel

Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...

Dean

Yes. Thank you, Cass.

Sam

Hold up. Are you the new Bobby?

Dean

(to Sam) You shut your mouth.

Garth

Yeah.

Dean

(to Garth) You shut your mouth. What?!?

Dean

I was in Purgatory.

Garth

Like the Purgatory Purgatory?

Dean

No, the one in Miami.

Garth

Man, that's balls

Dean

That's not how you say "balls."

Dean

What, you--you were a dentist?

Garth

Yeah, just for like, for a hot minute. Where did you think I got my first case?

Dean

Let me guess--Tooth Fairy.

Garth

Yeah. Man, I felt terrible when I ganked that SOB.

Sam

Uh, you killed the Toothy Fairy?

Garth

Yeah, man. I mean, not my proudest moment. But it happened.

Dean

You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it.... Everything you've ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.

Sam

What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes, Dean.

Garth

That's not Dean, Sam.

Dean

Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!

Sam

Alright, you said. We've both played a little fast and loose.

Dean

Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die. And for what? A girl? You left me to die for a girl?

Dean

Hey.

Sam

You look like you've--well, I was gonna say, "You look like you've seen a ghost", but you'd probably be stoked.

Dean

What's the word, Cass?

Castiel

It's a shortened version of my name.

Dean

Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?

Castiel

[Examining the victim's body] I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent. [Castiel leans over and sniffs the body] Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... [sniffs] what is that... [He smells the body again] bladder infection.

Dean

Cass. Stop smelling the dead guy.

Castiel

[to Dean quietly] I'll, uh, I'll handle this. I've done research. I can crack her.

Castiel

Now... Miss Freleng... I don't wanna bother you. I-I really don't. But, I-I do have just one question for you. [He suddenly slams his hand on the table top and everyone jumps] Castiel: WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?!

Dean

Agent Stills.. A word, please.

Castiel

[Moves over to Dean] What? I was being bad cop.

Dean Winchester

You were being bad everything!

Dean

She's right, you know. I mean, the whole heart jumping out of a guy's chest. The delayed fall. That's straight-up Bugs Bunny.

Castiel

So, we're looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?

Dean

Cass, you gonna book a room or what?

Castiel

No, I'll stay here.

Dean

Oh, okay.. Yeah. We'll have a slumber party, you can braid Sam's hair. Where you gonna sleep?

Castiel

I don't sleep.

Dean

Okay.. Well, I need my four hours. So-

Castiel

I'll watch over you.

Dean

That's not gonna happen.

Dean

All right, well, let's gear up. It's wabbit season.

Castiel

I don't think you pronounced that correctly.

Dean

Cass. Let's go.

Castiel

[interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him.

Dean

Now.

Castiel

Hey, I'm not through with you.

[behind Castiel's back] Dumbass!

Benny

Rogue vamp. Came into the cafe a couple nights ago, youngster, goes by the name of Desmond. He, uh, remembers me from the good old days.

Dean

Good old days?

Benny

I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't always been this cute and cuddly.

Sam

But the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.

The porn star?

Sam

The poison.