Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

I'm noticing a lot of these maidens are checking you out.

Charlie

What? I can't shut this down. It's good to be the queen.

(defiantly) Long Live The Thule! (the Golem snaps his neck)

Dean

Or not!

[they set a body on fire to cremate it]

Oh my god! These guys are psychopaths!

Dean

We've been down roads like this before, man. With Yellow Eyes, Lucifer, Dick Friggin Roman ... we both know where this ends: one of us dies. Or worse.

Sam

So you just up and decided it's going to be you.

Dean

I'm a grunt, Sam. You're not. You've always been the brains of this operation. And you told me yourself, you see a way out. You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. I don't. But I tell you what I do know, is that I'm going to die with a gun in my hand. Because that's what I have waiting for me, that's all I have waiting for me. I want you to get out. I wantyou to have a life, become a Man of Letters, whatever. You with a wife, kids, and grandkids, livin' til you're fat and bald and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending and it's the only one I'm gonna get. So I'm gonna do these trials and I'm gonna do them alone. End of story. You're staying here, I'm going out there. If landshark comes knocking, you call me. If you try to follow me, I'll put a bullet in your damn leg.

Sam

Closing the gates. It's a suicide mission for you. I want to slam hell shut too, okay? But I want to survive it. I want to live. And so should you. You have friends up here, family, hell, you even got your own room now! You were right, kay? I see light at the end of the tunnel and I'm sorry you don't. I am. But it's there. And if you come with me, I can take you to it.

Dean

Sam, be smart.

Sam

I am. And so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius. When it comes to lore, you're the best damn hunter I've ever seen. Better than me, better than Dad. I believe in you, Dean, so please, please, believe in me too.

Sam

I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

Dean

Curly was a freakin' genius.

Sam

I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.

Dean

It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!

Sam

Ok, before you get pissed off, it isn't my fault. She just showed up at the door, didn't track any mud in, just wanted a belly scratch. I figured maybe she can stay the night and we'd find her a home in the morning?

Dean

She can stay the night.

Dean

I got to say, I'm a little disappointed.

Sam

Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.

Dean

Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.

Sam

Uhh... we need to think. Dean, what do we know of that has...uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?

Dean

I don't know--you?

Dean

Listen, Sam, I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but I can carry you.

Sam

You realize that you kind of just quoted "Lord of the rings", right?

Dean

But come on man, it's the Rudy hobbit, and the Rudy hobbit always gets a pass. [Sam laughing] Shut up.

Sam

And I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

Dean

What like my feelings?

Sam

If that's what you want to talk about, sure.

Dean

Okay. I'll tell you what. Why don't I go get some, uh, herbal tea.

Sam

Okay.

Dean

And you can find some Cowboy Junkies on the dial.

Sam

Eat me, Dean.

Dean

And you know what? We'll just talk it out.

Dean

Good talk.

Dean

Nay, great talk! Very healthy!

FBI? You're here about the Lady Killer Murders, aren't you?

Sam

The Lady Killer Murders?

Yeah, coined it myself.

Dean

Congratulations.

Dean

Look, last time I'm gonna ask you nicely. Take the damn guns off me, or somebody's gonna get hurt.

Big talk.

Dean

I know. It is, isn't it?

I can't, its a secret.

Dean

We promise we won't tell anyone.

Benny

Truth is, uh... I could use a break from all this.

Dean

It really been that tough?

Benny

I'm not a good fit, Dean. Not with vampires and, for sure, not with the humans. I don't belong. And after a while... that starts to wear on you. Right?