Benny quotes from Supernatural

Benny

Oh, I-I’m sorry. I forgot… about your plan. You gonna get Sam and Cas to put you down? You really think that they’re gonna keep that agreement? Come on. Dean, let’s say they do. Do you think they will ever recover from that? It will ruin them. This little backup plan of yours, I know you’ve been thinking about it for a time, I know it’s been gnawin’ at you. You can’t leave that job to them.

Castiel

It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?

Benny

And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?

Castiel

I am not your aunt.

Benny

What? Really?

Castiel

I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.

Benny

Now you're kidding me.

Dean

Oh, you two are killing me.

Dean

What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.

Benny

Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.

Castiel

Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...

Dean

Yes. Thank you, Cass.

You're right. I've been here so, so long, Benny. Seen all the outcomes, all the patterns a trillion times. It all means so little. This universe is a pyramid of despair, nothing else.

Benny

A little dark.

I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night.

Benny

Rogue vamp. Came into the cafe a couple nights ago, youngster, goes by the name of Desmond. He, uh, remembers me from the good old days.

Dean

Good old days?

Benny

I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't always been this cute and cuddly.

Benny

Truth is, uh... I could use a break from all this.

Dean

It really been that tough?

Benny

I'm not a good fit, Dean. Not with vampires and, for sure, not with the humans. I don't belong. And after a while... that starts to wear on you. Right?