Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Kevin

What the hell happened to you guys?

Dean

Cliff Notes. I went to Purgatory. Sam hit a dog.

Crowley

Dean. Looking... well, let's just say Purgatory didn't do you any favors. Where's your angel?

Dean

Ask your mother.

Crowley

There's that grade-school zip. Missed it. I really did.

Crowley

Chin up, gentlemen. I'm a professional.

Dean

This ain't over by a long shot, Crowley.

Crowley

Really, Dean? Who writes your stuff? A marshmallow?

Dean

You smell it, Sammy?

Sam

Burning flesh?

Dean

Revenge. So close.

Dean

Plan C tanked.

Crowley

Maybe you should try Plan "D" for "dumbass".

[To Dean after he told him about Castiel] You know.. there are some in heaven who still believe despite his...mistakes, that Castiel's heart was always in the right place.

Dean

Are you one of them?

I think, too much heart was always Castiel's problem.

[Concerning the Tablet] We protect the word of God.

Dean

Well awesome job so far...(Reads Samandriel's vessel's name tag) Alfie.

Actually my name is, uh, Samandriel.

Dean

Yeah, let's just stick with Alfie.

Dean

Wow. Guy goes to Purgatory for a year, all hell breaks loose. Check this out. Jogger in Minneapolis gets his heart ripped out.

Sam

I'm guessing literally.

Dean

Only way that interests me. And then, there's another article from six months ago. Same thing happens, also in Minneapolis. What's that tell us?

Sam

Stay out of Minneapolis!

Dean

If they are words. Sounds like babble to me. Wait a second.

Sam

What?

Dean

I bought a translation app.

Sam

You bought an app?

Dean

I know where I am at my best. And that is right here, driving down crazy street, next to you.

Sam

Makes sense.

Dean

Yes it does.

Sam

Maybe you're best hacking and slicing your way through all the world's crap alone, not having to explain yourself to anybody.

Dean

Yeah, that makes sense, seeing as I have so many other brothers I can talk to about this stuff.

Sam

Dean, listen, when this is over – when we close up shop on Kevin and the tablet – I'm done. I mean that.

Dean

No, you don't.

Sam

Dean, the year that I took off, I had something I've never had. A normal life. I mean, I got to see what that felt like. I want that. I had that.

Dean

I think that's just how you feel right now.

Sam

Dude, two burgers?

Dean

Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's for at least a year, okay? Clear eyes and clogged arteries - Can't Lose.

Dean

Hey, Sam?

Sam

Yeah?

Dean

Do I really say "awesome" a lot?

Sam

No..

Dean

[Looks at a picture of Kate] Awesome..

Sam

Kid's like 'Rain Man'.

Dean

He's like a crappy little credit-card-counting criminal prodigy Rain Man.

Sam

Well, he was in Advanced Placement.

Dean

Shut up.

Castiel

It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?

Benny

And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?

Castiel

I am not your aunt.

Benny

What? Really?

Castiel

I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.

Benny

Now you're kidding me.

Dean

Oh, you two are killing me.