Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

Um..

Death

Shut up Dean.

Dean

That’s 12 hours straight. I’m calling that rested. Here - hydrate and, um, protein-ate.

Sam

Breakfast in bed.

Dean

Don’t get used to it.

Dean

Well now wait, I got it. Why would the Devil holodeck you a whole new life when he could just kick your ass all over the Cage?

Sam

‘Cause, as he puts it...

You can’t torture someone who has nothing left for you to take away.

Hallucifer

Very good, Sam.

Dean

Okay, fine. But this Malibu dream mansion that he, he, he makes for you to take away is this post-apocalyptic mess?

Hallucifer

It had to be a mess, Sam, or you wouldn’t believe it was your life.

Dean

Wait. Are you seeing him right now?

Dean

You know that he’s not real. Right?

Sam

He says the same thing about you.

Dean

If you think I'm leaving you here alone...

Bobby

Hey, what am I, chopped brains on toast?

Dean

Where's the pie?

Sam

You got cake. That's close enough, right?

Bobby

Look, seems to me that Sam's head ain't no different than your leg. People heal on a curve.

Dean

Not diff--?! Bobby, I get this thing off in five days, I'm golden. Sam's not a curve, he's a freakin' time-bomb!

Bobby

It ain't like he's keeping secrets. What you see is what you get, so what's so nuts about calling an upswing?

Dean

Because that's not how it works, Bobby, ever. Alright? Especially not with Sam. The other shoe is gonna drop, it's just a matter of when.

Sam

Look I see the way you look at me Dean - like I'm a grenade and you're waiting for me to go off.

Dean

Sam...

Sam

I'm not going off. Look I might be a freak but that's not the same as dangerous.

Sam

(about the EMF meter) It's going crazy. Some kind of ghost maybe?

Dean

With a license? A license to kill!

Sam

Objection!

Grounds?

Sam

Witnesses being called without prior notice.

Dean

Good one!

Sam

I saw it on The Good Wife

Jo

He was right about one thing, you know.

Dean

What, your massive crush on me?

Jo

(smiling) Shut up. You carry all kinds of crap you don't have to Dean. Kind of gets clearer when you're dead.

Dean

Well in that case you should able to see I am 90% crap. I get rid of that, what then?

Jo

You really want to die not knowing?

Jo

You know, I'd never do this.

Dean

I know.

Jo

I guess it's his thing. Some kind of twisted eye for an eye.

Dean

Its okay.

Jo

No, it's not. You deserved better.

Dean

No, you did. You deserved better Jo.

Jo

Dean, my life was good. Really.

Dean

He was right you know, that dick judge - about me.

Jo

No, he wasn't.

Dean

You were a kid.

Jo

Not true.

Dean

You and Sam. And I just, you know... Hunters are never kids. I never was. I didn't stop to think about it.

Jo

It's not your fault. It wasn't on you.

Dean

No, but I didn't want to do it alone. Who does? The right thing would have been to send your ass back home to your mom.

Dean

You might see things different now, call it a runner’s high or something. But that doesn't mean something is going on with me. Okay?

Sam

Yeah, okay.

Dean

No, don’t say 'yeah, okay', like [mocks him] 'Yeah, okay'.

Sam

Yeah, okay.

Sam

Didn't realize you were such a spa expert.

Dean

Shut up. I observe with my eyes.

Dean

It's kind of like Bewitched. Don's Darrin, doesn't even know it, lots of laughs until you cheat on your wife

Sam

A Bewitched reference. Really?

Dean

Hey, Nicole Kidman was in the remake. Redhead, hello!