Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Bobby

Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?

Dean

River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?

Dean

We'll Star Trek IV this bitch.

Bobby

I only watched Deep Space Nine.

Dean

It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. Star Trek IV. Save the whales.

Sam

Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff...

Dean

No I'm not.

Sam

You have a fetish, Dean.

Dean

Shut up. I like old movies.

Sam

You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.

Bobby

Even the monkey movies?

Sam

Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.

Dean

His name is Clyde.

Bobby

You goin' to a hoedown?

Castiel

Now is it, is it customary to wear a blanket?

Dean

It's a serape. And yes, it's a... never mind, let's just go.

Castiel

I'm powerless.

Dean

You're joking.

Castiel

Something in this town is, uh... it's affecting me. I assume it's Eve.

Dean

So, wait. Mom's making you limp?

Castiel

Figuratively, yes.

Dean

How?

Castiel

I don't know, but she is.

Dean

Oh, well, that's great, 'cause without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat. (Castiel looks away)

Sam

I think you hurt his feelings.

Dean

The question is why? What does she want with a... what do you call these?

Bobby

Well, congrats, you discovered it, you get to name it.

Dean

"Jefferson Starships." Huh? Because they're horrible, and hard to kill.

Sam

It looks like the whole bar has been turned into these-

Dean

Jefferson Starships.

Sam

Fine. But why are all... the Starships dead?

Dean

There's one way to draw her out. Me and Sam will go in.

Bobby

Dean!

Dean

Look, if we don't get a shot off you two better.

Bobby

That's the plan?

Dean

Yeah. Pretty much.

Bobby

Well, at least it ain't complicated.

Relax. I'm not here to fight.

Dean

No. Just to rally every freak on the planet. Bring in Khan worms and--and half-assed Spidermen. And dragons. Really, sister? Dragons?

So I dusted off some of the old classics. I needed help.

Castiel

You're the one who taught me that freedom and free will...

Dean

You're a freaking child, you know that? Just because you can do what you want, doesn't mean that you get to do whatever you want.

Bobby

Our pal, Cas, didn't stop in last night just to mend fences.

Dean

What did he do?

Bobby

Stole something.

Dean

What?

Bobby

The journal of one Moishe Campbell.

Sam

Moishe?

Bobby

Of the New York Campbells.

Sam

Wha- uh... So we gotta get it back. Right?

Bobby

Or just read the copy I already made. Hi, glad to meet you. Bobby Singer: paranoid bastard.

Dean

Alright so who's this Phillips guy?

Bobby

Phillips ain't his last name. It's Lovecraft.

Sam

H.P. Lovecraft? Let me see that.

Dean

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Sam

Horror writer? "At the Mountains of Madness"? "The Call of Cthulu"?

Dean

Yeah, no I- I was too busy having sex with women.

Dean

I don't believe a word that's coming out of your mouth.

Castiel

I thought you said that we were like family. Well, I think that too. Shouldn't trust run both ways?

Dean

Cas, I just can't.

Castiel

Dean, I do everything that you ask. I always come when you call. And I am your friend, still, despite your lack of faith in me, and now your threats. I just saved you, yet again. Has anyone but your closest kin ever done more for you? All I ask is this one thing.

Dean

Trust your plan to pop Purgatory?

Castiel

I've earned that Dean.

Balthazar

I know I'm going to live to regret this, but... I'm officially... on your team. You bastards.

Dean

And we should believe you why?

Balthazar

Would you believe I had a shred of decency?

Sam

No.

Balthazar

Aww. That hurts. Okay. You're right.

Sam

Dean, you know you have pulled some shady crap before but this... has got to be the worst. Whitewashing their memories? Take it from somebody who knows-

Dean

You ever mention Lisa or Ben to me again? I will break your nose.

Sam

Dean-

Dean

(near tears) I'm not kidding.

Dean

So what, then? Kill us?

Castiel

What a brave little ant you are. You know you're powerless; you wouldn't dare move against me again, that would be pointless. So I have no need to kill you. Not now. Besides... Once, you were my favorite pets before you turned and bit me.