Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Dean

I said I wish I had a baseball. You know, like Steve McQueen.

Yeah? Well, I wish I had a bat. So I bash your freaking head in.

Dean

Okay. So much for the bonding in solitary moment.

Sam

Dean?

Dean

Sam.

Sam

What's going on?

Dean

I don't know. I don't know where I am.

Sam

What? What happened?

Dean

The Djinn, it.. it attacked me.

Sam

The Gin? You're drinking Gin?

Well, I don't think I've seen you in my class before.

Dean

Are you kiddn' me? I love your lectures. You... [thinks, grinning] ... you make learning fun.

Dean

How did I end up with such a cool chick?

I've just got low standards.

Dean

We don't? Well, we should. I mean, you're my brother.

Sam

You're my brother?

Dean

Yeah!

Sam

You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.

Dean

Who?

Sam

Uh, my prom date. On prom night.

Dean

[under his breath] Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.

Dean

Don't forget the extra onions this time, hmm?

Sam

Dude, I'm the one who's gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.

Dean

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie! Love me some pie.

Azazel

Tell me, you ever heard the expression "If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is"?

Dean

You call that deal good?

Azazel

Well, it's a better shake than your dad ever got. And you never wondered why. I'm surprised at you. I mean, you saw what your brother just did to Jake, right? I mean, that was pretty cold, wasn't it? How certain are you that what you brought back is 100% pure Sam? After everything you've been through, everything you've fought, you of all people should know that what's dead should stay dead. Anyway! Thanks a bunch. I knew I kept you alive for some reason. Until now, anyway. [about to kill Dean with the Colt] I couldn't have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family!

Sam

How long do you get?

Dean

One year. I get one year.

Sam

You shouldn't have done that. How could you do that?!

Dean

Don't get mad at me. Don't you do that. I had to. I had to look out for you. That's my job!

Sam

And what do you think my job is?

Dean

What?

Sam

You save my life! Over and over! I mean, you sacrifice everything for me! Don't you think I'd do the same for you? You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you.. And I don't care what it takes. I'm gonna get you out of this. Guess I gotta save your ass for a change.

Bobby

So, we're eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we?

Dean

Well, sold my soul. Got a year to live. I ain't sweatin' the cholesterol.

Bobby

You sure this is the right place?

Dean

No. But I spent all day canvassing this stupid town with this guy's stupid mug, and supposedly he drinks at this stupid bar...

Dean

Well, you look like Hell warmed over.

Bobby

You try exorcising all night, see how you feel.

Sam

Any survivors, Bobby?

Bobby

Well, the pretty girl and the heavy guy... they'll make it. A lifetime of therapy bills ahead, but still...

Sam

You're a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when Dad sold his soul for you? 'Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted and broken. And now you go and do the same thing... to me. What you did was selfish.

Dean

Yeah. You're right. Was selfish. But I'm okay with that.

Sam

I'm not.

Dean

Tough. After everything I've done for this family, I think I'm entitled.

Sam

(trying to cover up his phone call) Oh, I was just ordering pizza.

Dean

Dude, you do realize that you're in a restaurant?

Sam

Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... (lamely) I just felt like pizza, y'know?

Dean

Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton.

Sam

So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?

Dean

She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!

No, don't go over there. Only bitches send a grown-up.

Dean

You're not wrong.

And I'm not a bitch.