Azazel quotes from Supernatural

Azazel

Howdy, Jake.

I - I'm dreaming, aren't I?

Azazel

I got a genius on my hands. Well congratulations, Jake, you're it. Last man standing. The American Idol. I have to admit, you weren't the horse I was bettin' on. But still, I gotta give it to you.

[scared] Go... to hell.

Azazel

Been there. Done that.

Azazel

Tell me, you ever heard the expression "If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is"?

Dean

You call that deal good?

Azazel

Well, it's a better shake than your dad ever got. And you never wondered why. I'm surprised at you. I mean, you saw what your brother just did to Jake, right? I mean, that was pretty cold, wasn't it? How certain are you that what you brought back is 100% pure Sam? After everything you've been through, everything you've fought, you of all people should know that what's dead should stay dead. Anyway! Thanks a bunch. I knew I kept you alive for some reason. Until now, anyway. [about to kill Dean with the Colt] I couldn't have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family!

Azazel

[to Dean] You know what I'm gonna do to your sibling? I'm gonna stand over their crib and I'm gonna bleed into their mouth. Demon blood is better than Ovaltine. Vitamins, minerals... it makes you big and strong!

Dean

For what? So they can lead your discount demon army? Is that your big plan?

Azazel

Please. My end game's a hell of a lot bigger than that, kid.

Azazel

Hiya Dean, look what the apocalypse shook loose. [laughs] You have fun sniffing that trail? 'Cause I sure had fun pattin' you around.

Dean

You can't be...

Azazel

Oh sure I can.

Dean

No.

Azazel

Yeah, kiddo, the big daddy brought your pal Cass back, right? So why not me? Add a little spice to all that... sugar. [Dean shoots him] Really? After all we've been through together? You know, you've got a great little life here; pretty lady, real understanding... hell of a kid. And how do you keep your lawn so green? I mean, come on, Dean! You never been what I'd call "brainy", but did you really think you were gonna get to keep all of this? You had to know that we were comin' for you sometime, pal. You can't outrun your past.