Dean Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Bobby

You're bickering like an old married couple.

Dean

No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, uh, Siamese twins.

Sam

[angry] It's conjoined twins.

Dean

See what I mean?

Sam

Dude... were you on my computer?

Dean

No.

Sam

Oh really? 'Cause it's frozen now, on, uh, bustyasianbeauties.com? [Dean says nothing] Dean! Would you just –- don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?

Dean

Why don't you control your OCD?

Sam

Dude, you know something? I put up with a lot from you.

Dean

What are you talking about? I'm a joy to be around!

Sam

Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink? Your food in the 'fridge?

Dean

What's wrong with my food?

Sam

It's not food any more, Dean! It's Darwinism!

Dean

[to himself] I like it.

Dean

Did he look like he... lost a fight with a lawnmower?

Molly

How did you know that?

Dean

Lucky guess.

Molly

I don't understand how a guy like this can turn into that monster.

Sam

Well, spirits like Greely are, uh, like wounded animals. Lost... in so much pain they... they lash out.

Molly

Why? Why are they here?

Sam

There's some part of them that... that's keeping them here. Like their remains, or, um, unfinished business.

Molly

Unfinished business?

Sam

Yeah, uh, it could be revenge. It could be, uh, love, or hate. Whatever it is, they just hold on too tight. Can't let go. So they're trapped. Caught in the same loops. Replaying the same tragedies over and over.

Molly

You sound almost sorry for them.

Sam

Well, they weren't evil people, you know. A lot of them were good, just something happened to 'em. Something they couldn't control.

Dean

Sammy's always gettin' a little J. Love Hewitt when it comes to this. Me, I don't like 'em. And I'm sure as hell ain't makin' apologies for 'em.

Dean

I guess she wasn't so bad. For a ghost. You think she's really going to a better place?

Sam

I hope so.

Dean

I guess we'll never know. Not until we take the plunge ourselves, huh?

Sam

It doesn't really matter, Dean. Hope's kind of the whole point.

Dean

Well alright, Haley Joel, let's hit the road.

Dean

And the lunar cycles?

Sam

Uh-huh. Yeah, month after month all the murders happen in the week leading up to the full moon.

Dean

Which is this week, right?

Sam

Hence the lawyer.

Dean

Awesome.

Sam

Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?

Dean

I'm sorry man, but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.

Sam

Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!

Sam

Anything?

Dean

Nah, nothin' but leftovers and a six-pack.

Sam

Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häagen-Dazs or something.

Dean

You go after the creepy ex. I'm gonna hang here with the hot chick.

Sam

Dude, why do you get always get to hang out with the girls?

Dean

Because I'm older.

Sam

No, screw that. We settle this the old fashion way. [They do rock, paper, scissors. Dean chooses scissors and loses.] Dean, always with the scissors.

Dean

Shut up, shut up. Two out of three! [They do rock paper scissors again and Dean chooses scissors and loses again.]

Sam

She says she has no idea what I'm talking about.

Dean

She's lying.

Sam

Or maybe she really doesn't know she's changing, you know? Maybe... maybe when the creature takes over, she blacks out.

Dean

Like a really hot Incredible Hulk. Come on dude, she ganked her boss and her ex-boyfriend. That doesn't sound rash and unconscious.

Sam

Yeah, but what if it was Dean? I mean, what if some animal part of her brain saw both those guys as threats? Hell the cop, too.

Dean

What are you the dog whisperer now?

Dean

Sammy, check it out. It's Matt Damon.

Sam

Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.

Dean

No, it is.

Sam

Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping.

Dean

Yeah, well he's probably researching a role or something.

Sam

They're saying the set's haunted.

Dean

Like Poltergeist?

Sam

It could be a poltergeist.

Dean

No, no, no, the movie Poltergeist... You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you?

Dean

What's a PA?

Sam

I think they're kinda like slaves.

Dean

Well it's about time. I'll have a cheeseburger... extra onions.

Henriksen

You think you're funny.

Dean

I think I'm adorable.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Dean

Oh great, another guy who's seen Taxi Driver one too many times.