The Mountie quotes from SummerSlam

This is the way it's going to happen Mean Gene Okerlund. After I've done, beat your fat mug Boss Man, these little local hick cops are going to grab you and they're going to handcuff your hands. And they're going to take you and, I don't want you gentlemen to do it the New York style. I want gentlemen toto do it the Mountie kind of justice! If he fights back, I want you to drag him through these halls. And once we get back here, we wanna tan him in this little old paddy wagon. And once he get in here, it'll be your job to shackle his ankles, make sure he doesn't run away, shut the doors and throw the key away and bring him to that local New York caboose house. And we'll see you there Boss Man!

You guys think you're tough guys? Give me my shock stick! Aaah! No, no! You're not taking my pictures! Nooooo! You're not taking my pictures! (Hides his face with his arms.)

So I heard the Boss Man kicked your butt, huh?

[looks up] What the?! [Photographer snaps the picture] No!! You're not taking my pictures!

No! You can't do this to me! You can't-- Aaaah! No! You're not taking my fingerprints! I'm not giving it to you!

Come on, give me your finger!

You want the finger?! [flips off the cop] Here's the finger! [They start fingerprinting the Mountie.] Yeow! Ouch! Yeow! Don't do that! I'm the Mountie! You can't fingerprint me!

Let me out, Jimmy Hart, I WANT TO HAVE A PHONE CALL!! [an inmate comes to him]

You want to fight me?

Get out of here!

There's your buddy! [points to a mustachioed man in biker outfit approaching The Mountie]

Hi.

[senses that the guy is gay] Oh my God!

Don't you just love the way leather feels against your body?

[retreats to another part of the cell] LET ME OUTTA HERE!! LET ME OUTTA HERE!!