Ladies and gentlemen...our opening contest is a tag team bout, scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring to my left, hailing from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, but SOON to relocate in the United States, at a total combined weight of 474 lbs...here are Jacques and Raymond, the Fabulous Rougeau Brothers.
“1988”
In this episode: Howard Finkel (3), Gorilla (2), Sean Mooney (1)
HTHonky Tonk Man
Get me somebody out here to wrestle, I don't care who it is.
SBSuperstar Billy Graham
Ho ho ho. Don't say that, my man. There are some people in that locker room who would take this man apart.
GMGorilla Monsoon
We're all waiting here with anticipation as for who the opponent will be. Well, maybe we haven't got an opponent.
BBilly
Well, maybe we have an opponent, or maybe he's still lacing up his boots. Who knows, man.
[as familiar theme music plays] Wait a minute, wait a minute. Somebody's music.
BBilly
That's familiar music, brother!
They've exploded here in the Garden! I don't see anybody yet!
[as the Ultimate Warrior runs to the ring and goes right after the Honky Tonk Man] Here is the challenger, weighing...
[Howard jumps out as the match begins]
It's the Ultimate Warrior!
BBilly
One man on the attack!
This place has gone bananas!
Ultimate Warrior exploding here on the Honky Tonk Man. Beautiful flying tackle. The bell has gone and it's officially underway.
BBilly
Warrior doesn't know what to do, he's so excited!
[Warrior knocks Honky Tonk Man down]
The title definitely up for grabs here.
BBilly
Oh, we could get a new champion right now, Gorilla Monsoon! Right now, brother, we could get a new champion!
[as Warrior hits a splash] Big splash here, hooks the leg... [Dave Hebner counts to three] It's over! History has been made here!
BBilly
I love it! I love it!
Look at this place gone bananas!
BBilly
Pandemonium is running wild in Madison Square Garden, my man!
History once again made here in Madison Square Garden!
The winner of this contest...and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The Ultimate Warrior!
It is a different story here in the locker room of the Ultimate Warrior, the new Intercontinental Champion, and Warrior, you are now a champion in the World Wrestling Federation.
UWUltimate Warrior
Honky Tonk Man, you thought it was like something out of a comic book, brother, but we're talking about real life! I was sitting in Parts Unknown waiting for the next spaceship to higher planes, and the lightning bolts came down from the sky, and the warriors spoke! They said "make it to the Garden." Well, the Ultimate Warrior showed, and Honky Tonk Man, you gave the challenge, and the Ultimate Warrior and the little Warriors with all the painted faces rose to the challenge, and they conquered! I'm taking all the little Warriors through all the darkness and the pain! And Honky Tonk Man, if you want a piece of me, or anybody thinks they can take on the Warriors, I'm not hard to find. I'll be on the next spaceship to Parts Un...KNOWN!!!
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