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“1997”

In this episode: Vince McMahon (7), Jerry Lawler (7), Jim Ross (5), Michael Cole (1), Howard Finkel (1), Bret Hart (1)

[official promo, with the narrator referring to specific people as they appear]

VVoiceover

In a perfect world, there would be no villains, no conspicuous manifestations of hate. Athletic excellence would be applauded, sportsmanship would be the rule, our heroes would remain heroes forever. If life were fair, then this legend [Bret Hart] would be lauded in his pursuit of a historic fifth World Wrestling Federation championship - instead, he's a fallen idol, America's Public Enemy No 1. The respect abandoned, bludgeoned, and spat upon by a society he feels condones defiance, and perpetuates hate. If life were fair, then this mighty champion [Undertaker], this survivor of deception and conqueror of earthly hells would surely revel in the championship spotlight. The bright lights wouldn't singe his aura, illuminating a dark, horrifying secret from his distant past. And if life were fair, then this man [Shawn Michaels] might still be champion. Dancing, flying, showcasing his extraordinary talents to legions of fans. He wouldn't be an athlete betrayed by an unwilling knee, a man surrendering a boyhood dream for a lost smile of youth. Is it fair that tonight, even in victory, this champion [Undertaker] would be haunted by personal demons whose voices cry out from the dark? Is it fair that tonight, this man [Bret] may rewrite history yet still incur the wrath of a hostile and unappreciative nation? And is it fair that tonight's special referee [Shawn] is a despised enemy of the challenger? Will vengeance flow ruinous from his biased heart, ensuring that tonight will be the last night Bret Hart ever wrestles in this country again? Life isn't fair... but who ever said it would be?

Mankind, better known...well, not better known as, but certainly known as Mick Foley, grew up not all that far, grew up here in the tri-state area out on Long Island.

Well, that explains what's wrong with him.

KSKen Shamrock

GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!

...

Ken Shamrock. Although one cannot applaud the actions of Ken Shamrock, you certainly can't applaud what set this volcano off.

Miguel Perez, whose father wrestled in the '50s and '60s, a great tag team competitor in the WWF. Partners with the late Antonino Rocca.

And following in his dad's footsteps, a tremendous competitor.

King, did you ever wrestle Antonino Rocca in the early '60s?

Stop this.

Who?

Four guys with bad attitudes. You know, the show America's Most Wanted was based on DOA.

I don't think John Walsh has ever spoke with the DOA, at least on a first-person basis.

...

You trying to tell me Crush has never been in trouble with the law? Huh? Shoot, his family portrait is a courtroom sketch.

Mr. Austin. Mr. Austin. Stone Cold. I need a quick word with you before the match.

SCStone Cold Steve Austin

Yeah I got a quick word for you. Get out of here!

Mr. Austin, are you prepared? Are you prepared to put your reputation on the line tonight? You would have to kiss Owen's backside if you lose in front of all these people 20,000 people. A million people out there on pay per view. Mr. Austin, are you ready?

AAustin

You're fixing to kiss my ass if you don't get your little ass out of my face. You got that? You and your stupid little bow tie. You don't impress me none, you little piece of trash!

Uh, Michael perhaps a little overzealous there. He doesn't know Stone Cold all that well.

A man of few words, but one of them is a-double-s.

What's gonna happen in the next match-up? Shawn Michaels cares about his own career, and obviously also cares, in a negative way, as it relates to the Hitman, Bret Hart. What sort of emotion is Shawn Michaels feeling as the guest referee?

Are you kidding me? Shawn Michaels's ego is so big that it's got its own ZIP code, McMahon. All he cares about is what his hair looks like out here tonight. And you know what? Speaking of the Undertaker, Shawn Michaels...I mean, he's so full of himself, when he goes to a funeral, he's upset because he's not the corpse. He wants to be the center of attention, and tonight, some kind of way, he will manage to be the center of attention in this match.

And the Hitman Bret Hart said he didn't mean it literally, he meant it figuratively when he stated he would never wrestle again in the United States if he didn't win the WWF Championship. I'm sure he is regretting that comment.

Well, it's officially in the contract, so it is a done deal. If Bret Hart doesn't leave this arena, ladies and gentlemen, tonight here at SummerSlam with the WWF Championship, Bret...this will be Bret Hart's last match ever in the United States.

BHBret "Hitman" Hart

I'd like everybody to stand back and listen to the Canadian national anthem, and I just want to dedicate this match to all my fellow Canadians, to all my fans all over the world that feel the same way as I do about America and Americans. This is for you.

Now all the other WWF referees are gonna want pyro.

Music, pyro, yeah.

Earl Hebner would look good in front of a Roman candle.

[Shawn confronts Bret with the chair]

Shawn Michaels with that chair that Bret tried to throw out of the ring. [Shawn pulls him off of the Undertaker] Maybe Michaels has had enough. Michaels was on the outside and did not see...

[Bret spits in Shawn's face]

Uh-oh!

[Shawn tries to hit Bret with the chair, but Bret ducks and Shawn hits the Undertaker instead]

Good God! Good God!

[Bret covers Undertaker and waves Shawn over to count. Shawn counts to three and leaves.]

I can't believe this.

[Undertaker leaves the ring]

This is horrible.

And the Undertaker is going after Shawn Michaels.

The winner of this bout and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

The impossible has happened at this year's SummerSlam; and the Undertaker, with one last glance back at Bret Hart, as Bret Hart kisses the gold. And Bret Hart, somehow, is once again WWF Champion.

Bret Hart now immersing himself in the Maple Leaf. There's gotta be jubilation in Canada, perhaps jubilation in the United Kingdom and Germany, but there is no joy in East Rutherford, New Jersey, tonight.

We would like to take you back and show you how this happened.

This is shocking.

[off replay] Alright, here Shawn picked up the chair.

He busted the Undertaker's brains out, but right now he's realizing if he don't count, he's gone too.

I don't understand that.

What's not to understand?

And now Bret Hart being joined by all the other Hart Foundation members. Bret Hart, with the Maple Leaf draped around his neck, the flag of Canada, and the WWF Championship back around his waist for the fifth time, and it happened here in America.

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