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S1 E15

Stoked · Season 1, Episode 15

Johnny, Ripper and others in “Unfinished Business”

Johnny

Hey man, what's up?

Ripper

Your board is being freshly waxed as we speak. Where's young Broseph?

Johnny

Yeah, he's not gonna wanna continue living after today for real.

Ripper

Nice, one less grommet on my waves!

Johnny

[throws his voice making coughing sounds, alerting Broseph about Ripper] Just Mr. Smith, one of the guests always in the bathroom. Do not recommend going in there right now. So uh what else you have plan for Broseph?

Ripper

We just came up with the perfect idea for Broseph, the suit. [lifts up a smelly orca costume]

Johnny

Ugh, that costume reeks! You know last week someone puked in there. I don't think anyone's ever cleaned it out.

Ripper

Exactly! This is where we separate the men from the groms. I better go check on Reef! [exits]

Wipeout

[walks to the front desk] That's my suit from last week! [exits crying]

Broseph

Nah nah, I'm not wearing that, bro!

Johnny

I don't have a choice, man; I have to make you wear it!

Broseph

That's cool; maybe I'll tell Emma about your mad crush on her.

Johnny

Oops, can't find the suit.

Broseph

'[bumping fists with Johnny] My man!

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