Lo quotes from Stoked

Reef

[carrying a pile of paper slips] Read 'em and weep, bras. Every phone number of every bikini babe from here to Bali. Now, who do I call first. [Reef's mom laughs] Moms?

Broseph

Uh, bit of a weird choice, dude.

Oh hi, honey! These nice young ladies offered to do my hair!

Fin

In exchange for stories about [in baby tone] little Leslie!

Lo

Oh! Tell us again how you invented your own stain remover for his skid marks. [Reef screams]

Emma

Oh, a whole weekend without Ty? What am I supposed to do for 48 hours?

Lo

You might wanna get a hobby.

Reef

Yo, Lo. Bummer wants you in the DR. Some kid rejected his clam chowder, as in [makes barfing sounds then laughs]

Lo

Puke pickup? Could life possibly get any worse?

Reef

[after a seagull defecates on him] SEAGULL!

Lo

Huh, I guess it could.

Emma

Lo called in a bomb threat.

Fin

Uh, what?! What's wrong with you, anyway? You've been flavored ever since we got up here!

Lo

Maybe cause my mom is such a train wreck? All I wanted was a night of luxury with the girls and she's totally embarrassing me!

Fin

Oh come on! She's not that bad.

WHOO! [sips an energy drink] These things are rad, y'all!

Emma

Anyway, you should just tell her what's going on. She's so chill.

Anyone wanna give me pink highlights? Or how about a makeup sesh? I have glitter!

Emma

Okay, "chill" may be the wrong word.

Fin

But you should totally tell her before it's too late!

Lo

No biggie. I'm sure whoever's on their way to deal with this will be totally cool.

Sit tight princess, we'll have you out in a minute!

Lo

Daddy?!