Fin quotes from Stoked

Reef

[carrying a pile of paper slips] Read 'em and weep, bras. Every phone number of every bikini babe from here to Bali. Now, who do I call first. [Reef's mom laughs] Moms?

Broseph

Uh, bit of a weird choice, dude.

Oh hi, honey! These nice young ladies offered to do my hair!

Fin

In exchange for stories about [in baby tone] little Leslie!

Lo

Oh! Tell us again how you invented your own stain remover for his skid marks. [Reef screams]

Fin

You okay? Or should I call animal control? Come on.

Johnny

Somebody's jealous.

Reef

Jealous? Of some dude who's probably gonna hug and kiss Fin before I do. Right, as if.

Johnny

Because if you were, you could always flirt with someone else and make her jealous back.

Reef

Yeah! Two can play at that game... uh, I mean, if I were jealous, I could. Which I'm not.

Johnny

Okay, okay. Suit yourself. He's totally jealous.

Broseph

No doubt.

Fin

They got the suit!

Hey guys! Quality punk!

Bummer

And the guy in the suit? We're clam-nappers! We're all going to burn! We're all going to jail all for clam-napping!

Johnny

Whoa, whoa! Speak for yourself! I didn't nap any clam.

Bummer

What'll it take for you to keep quiet about this. A hat? A T-shirt? A snowglobe? Two snowglobes?

Nah, don't worry about it. I should thank you. You did me a favor.

Emma

Lo called in a bomb threat.

Fin

Uh, what?! What's wrong with you, anyway? You've been flavored ever since we got up here!

Lo

Maybe cause my mom is such a train wreck? All I wanted was a night of luxury with the girls and she's totally embarrassing me!

Fin

Oh come on! She's not that bad.

WHOO! [sips an energy drink] These things are rad, y'all!

Emma

Anyway, you should just tell her what's going on. She's so chill.

Anyone wanna give me pink highlights? Or how about a makeup sesh? I have glitter!

Emma

Okay, "chill" may be the wrong word.

Fin

But you should totally tell her before it's too late!

Lo

No biggie. I'm sure whoever's on their way to deal with this will be totally cool.

Sit tight princess, we'll have you out in a minute!

Lo

Daddy?!

Reef

Oh man, this is gonna be so sick!

Fin

How much do you think one dude can lose it? [imagines Bummer driving his golf cart at the guest then into the pool]

Reef

No no, check this. [imagines Bummer chainsawing the Wipeout statue in the lobby]

Broseph

No, dudes, I got it! [imagines Bummer blowing up the hotel, then riding a Wipeout costume while laughing hysterically]

Righteous.

Fin

Sh! Guys, here he comes!

Reef

Cameras ready! And action! [Bummer starts crying] Hehehe—wait, this isn't funny, is it? [Broseph and Fin shake their heads] Darn it!