Count me out. I don't want to do it. He's mean and boring and—and—and... mean.
We're giving you a chance here. Him or death.
No, I—
Death or him.
Oh dear.
Well?
I'm thinking.
“Urgo” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Urgo (13), Jack O'Neill (12), Samantha Carter (7), George Hammond (5), Daniel Jackson (3), Teal'c (3), Janet Fraiser (2)
I didn't mean to!
Col O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Major Carter: He didn't mean to!
It was not his intention.
The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.
No obvious signs of civilization.
P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.
Appearances may be deceiving.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Never run with…scissors?
Mmmm, mineral survey. My favorite.
GHGen. Hammond
Colonel.
I know, General. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.
Au revoir, Mon General.
I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.
Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao. Ciao…means adios, auf Wiedersehen, sayonara, which all loosely translated means…
[They enter the Stargate, only to emerge in the SGC again]
Goodbye?
GHGen. Hammond
What happened?
What happened?
GHGen. Hammond
That's what I just asked you. Will someone please tell me what's going on?
General...we just left.
GHGen. Hammond
You've been gone over 15 hours.
Whats this?
Its a defibrillator.
[Janet looks over at the defibrillator]
Ah interesting. Thank you. Is it difibulating right now?
He...uh...it seems to crave new experiences. You use the paddles to administer an electric shock to peoples hearts who are beating irregularly.
Ah. Then they feel better. Does it feel good?
[Sam shakes head "no"]
Does it hurt?
[Sam shakes head "yes"]
Whoa, it hurts.
I would think so.
Let's try it.
I don't think so.
It's not going to kill you, is it? Or is it?
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