A character in Stargate Atlantis
Played by Torri Higginson
Stargate Atlantis · 512 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Stargate Atlantis: in 76 of its 512 quotes
Most scenes with: Rodney McKay (42), John Sheppard (35), Carson Beckett (16)
[Sheppard/Thaelin stuns Teyla]
Will you people stop getting in the way?! [exchanges a few shots with Weir/Phoebus] Go ahead and expend all your ammunition, just like you did last time! Your people don't know how to fight, Phoebus. That's why we're gonna win the war!! [shoots]
This war's not over yet!! [shoots back]
Sheppard's on the list; McKay is on the list. Why aren't Teyla and me?
Dr. WeirWhat, you're feeling left out?
Ronon I just wanna know who thinks I'm not a threat and give 'em a chance to change their mind.
Dr. WeirGood idea!
Could have been MENSA.
Ah, well, the lead scientist, uh, she's very, um...
Dr. WeirHot?
I was gonna say "attractive." But McKay is acting kinda...
Dr. WeirSmitten?
I was gonna say "pathetic."
Dr. WeirRodney, if the hive opens up on us, I want Orion's drones.
Which means we're gonna need the hyperdrive to get in position.
Which means we'll need shields, which means you want everything!
I like everything! Can we do it or not?
Well, don't get up! Shields! Yes. Jump into position? Mmmmaybe. Release the drones. [crew member shakes her head] Probably not.
Okay, I can probably figure something out. But no more holding back! I want everything there is to know about hive ships! Schematics, power distribution, life support configuration levels, everything!
Then you shall have it.
(surprised) Really?
(the data is sent over)
Huh, she really did it! This is the mother lode!
Dr. WeirWhat is exactly?
Only everything you ever wanted to know about Wraith technology but were afraid to ask!
How'd it go with the IOA?
Dr. WeirOh, you know. I mean, does anyone ever come out of an IOA deposition saying, "That went well"?
Dr. WeirI'm sorry to put you in this position, but you are the only person besides Col. Sheppard and Gen. O'Neill who's actually fired a drone from that Chair.
Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.
I've never met an Asgard.
Dr. WeirYou, I think, will love them. They have a wonderful sense of humor.
[Woolsey looks at her hopefully]
Really?
Dr. WeirNo.
Just out of political curiosity, how much trouble is it gonna cause you if I knock this Woolsey guy in the head?
Dr. WeirMay I ask why you'd like to do that?
It's just an impulse I had, really...One I suspect I'm gonna have again next time I see him. He may not even have to say anything.
Dr. WeirI've never seen you like this. What did Woolsey say to you?
Besides judging every damned decision you've ever made?
Dr. WeirJohn Sheppard, are you defending my honor?
...And, judging me for agreeing with you.
Dr. WeirWell, don't be too hard on him. I think of all the circling wolves, he's the least likely to actually bite. In fact, he might even convince the others to leave us alone.
Alright, so...no head knocking?
Dr. WeirIt's the thought that counts.
What the hell is going on?
Dr. WeirWhat do you mean?
What do I mean. We leave for two hours, and Lucius turned you all into Stepford wives.
[The team talked about what would happen if Lucius gives away Atlantis' position]
In which case I said I will track him down, hang him by his feet, and cut off his...
Dr. WeirYes, thank you. I think we get the message.
Hey, buddy, I'd better get back and clean your quarters before the next scout.
[Pats McKay on the shoulder and walks away]
[Nervously] Right.
[He turns to leave, but Teyla and Ronon stop him, realising he took some of Lucius' herb]
Dr. WeirRodney!
It was just one teeny, tiny taste for research purposes.
Dr. WeirBurn it!
All of it!
Dr. WeirRight now!
Alright. Story of my life.
[Dr. McKay briefly looks suggestively at Teyla, who is not impressed.]
[McKay has been shot with an arrow and is now full of morphine for the pain]
Excuse me, why am I lying here?
You have an arrow, Rodney, in your gluteus maximus.
Well, that sounds painful. [lies down on the operating table with a content expression and starts to play with the words] Gluteus maximus... glooo-tus maaa... ximus... [mildly surprised] Oh my god, that's my ass, isn't it?!
Aye.
Dr. WeirCall me if he makes any sense.
Well, maybe you've got to work yourself back into playing shape… spend a little time doing some short shifts before you jump up to the first line.
Dr. WeirI'm sorry. I don't know a thing about football.
Nor hockey, apparently.
Rodney McKayDavid Hewlett · 282 quotes
John SheppardJoe Flanigan · 235 quotes
Carson BeckettPaul McGillion · 60 quotes
Ronon DexJason Momoa · 53 quotes
Radek ZelenkaDavid Nykl · 46 quotes
Teyla EmmaganRachel Luttrell · 37 quotes
LFLt. Ford25 quotes
Jennifer KellerJewel Staite · 18 quotes
Gen. O'NeillRichard Dean Anderson · 17 quotes
Richard WoolseyRobert Picardo · 16 quotes
MLMaj. Lorne12 quotes
WWraith12 quotes
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