Jennifer Keller quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Dr. Keller

All you have to do is lie still and let me play with your insides. [to Sheppard regarding his surgery].

Dr. Keller

We're gonna have to find a way for me to operate on him right here.

Dr. Keller

[About her dream] It was terrifying. There you were with this disgusting alien bug crawling out of your stomach and Colonel Sheppard was acting as it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen.

Ronon

It sounds like that movie.

Keller

Yeah, Alien. Have you seen it?

Teyla

Colonel Sheppard speaks of it often.

McKay

I remember the first time I saw it. Certainly did not think it was cool.

Keller

Have you had any nightmares lately?

Not a night goes by. Last night I dreamt that Colonel Carter invited me to her quarters for dinner.

Teyla

Maybe you shouldn’t be telling us this, Rodney.

Keller

Yeah, I said nightmare, not delusional male fantasy.

Wait and listen. Turns out she was serving lemon chicken. I mean, lemon, and the only reason she invited me to dinner was to tell me she was promoting Zelenka over me.

That’s it?

Then I was eaten by a whale. Don’t ask how that happened.

Keller

Dr Brown. I see you've brought my number one patient.

McKay

What? Oh, no, we're not here for me this time.

McKay

It started suddenly, and then it just stopped.

Keller

Okay, well, I appreciate you telling me.

McKay

Aren't you gonna do anything?

Keller

To be honest, I don't see how it's relevant.

McKay

Well, it's a new symptom. I thought it just might be important.

Keller

I don't see how a tingling sensation in your knees relates to this condition, especially since you're the only one experiencing it.

Keller

Ibuprofen. Helps with the pain and swelling.

Teyla

Yes, Dr. McKay uses them frequently, along with antihistamines, antacids, motion-sickness pills…

Keller

You forgot the prescription I wrote him for restless leg syndrome.

Teyla

The taste leaves much to be desired but it will sustain you.

Keller

[grimacing] Oh, no thanks. I'm not hungry.

Teyla

You should eat.

Keller

[to herself] This was my least favourite part of 'Survivor'.

You're a doctor, a healer, not a killer.

Keller

You’re right, I am a healer. But first I need something to heal. [shoots him in the knee]

Keller

Another sparring accident?

Ronon

Actually... I slipped in the shower.

Keller

Really?

Ronon

No, sparring accident. [grins]

Keller

This is the third time this week I've had to patch you up... You know, there are a lot of other ways you could spend your free time.

Ronon

Not as much fun though.

Dr. Keller

Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait, don't pull me up!

McKay

What?! Why?

Dr. Keller

I see LIGHT!!

McKay

No no no no no! Don't go toward the light! You want to stay in the land of the living!!

Dr. McKay

[voiceover] I was down in the Infirmary, having suffered a, uh, well, pretty serious injury.

Dr. Keller

[in the past, talking to Rodney on a bed in the infirmary] It's a splinter.

Dr. McKay

Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

What are you gonna name the kid?

Teyla

Well, if it's all right with you, I was thinking of Torren John, after my father and after you.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Really? Wow.

Dr. Keller

McKay's gonna hate that.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

I would be very honored.

Teyla

Today he's decided that he will only sleep as long as I hold him and keep moving. I've already walked half the city and back again.

Dr. Keller

My parents used to put me in the car. My dad would have to drive around and around and around the block at three o'clock in the morning!

Teyla

Hmm. That would be lovely. At least I'd be sitting down!

Dr. McKay

Jennifer, there's something I wanted to, while I remember, while I still can. There's something I wanted to say before...

Dr. Keller

Go ahead.

Dr. McKay

I, I, I love you. I've loved you for some time now. [pauses briefly] OK. Where was I?