Ronon Dex quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Ronon

A lot stronger than a shark.

Ronon

[a "mission report" he's recorded] "Mission report: Michael invaded Atlantis, tried to blow it up, we stopped him. End of report."

Dr. Beckett

Look, I just wanna say one last time: I really don't think this is a good idea. We're cutting very close to your spinal column here, if you're to flinch...

Ronon

I won't flinch.

Dr. McKay

What are you - Oh, my gosh, he's tasting it! [to Ronon] You don't know what that is, that could be their laundry!

Ronon

Pretty good.

Dr. McKay

Oh, yes. Good idea. And when you're finished with their poridge, Why don't we try their beds?

Ronon

[to Rodney] Want some?

Dr. McKay

How good is it?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Leave it be, Goldilocks.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Right now I'm saying knock it off.

Ronon

Is that an order, Sheppard?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

I'm beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to, but if you need it to be, yeah, it's an order.

Teyla

But is it safe?

Dr. McKay

Would I be volunteering to go if it wasn't?

Ronon

No.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Which is exactly what makes it safe enough for me to go.

Dr. McKay

What?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Better to have you on the outside, In case something goes wrong.

Dr. McKay

It won't.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

But if it does.

Dr. McKay

It won't. How many times do I have to say this?

Teyla

Rodney. Between the two of you, if something were to go wrong, which would be the greater loss?

Dr. McKay

Well, I've never thought of it that way, but... Hey she's right. You should go.

Dr. McKay

...so when you want to disconnect, you'll need to really concentrate.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

You mean, think it.

Dr. McKay

I think it will probably take a little more that that, otherwise you'd be popping in out of the thing every time it crossed your mind.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

So, "There's no place like home"?

Dr. McKay

If that works for you.

Ronon

More of the same.

Teyla

Shh. I am counting. I do not want to lose my place.

Ronon

I counted 376. No, wait, 398. I forgot about the infirmary. There was 22 in there, or was it 23? [Teyla looks at him like she is very annoyed] Sorry.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

What did you do to him?

Ronon

Nothing, he fainted before I could touch him.

I warn you, as a Goa'uld, I now possess the strength of many men.

Ronon

[ominously] It'll be a fair fight then. [Ronon proceeds to easily overpower the Goa'uld]

Ronon

Sheppard's on the list; McKay is on the list. Why aren't Teyla and me?

Dr. Weir

What, you're feeling left out?

Dr. McKay

They couldn't have. Even if they deduced the location of Earth, they won't be able to get there, unless, they downloaded something else on the Hive-ship plans. Oh it's something like spyware, just like my stupidly downloaded porn...

Ronon

What?

Dr. McKay

Music! My downloaded music.

Dr. McKay

Where did you come from?

Lt. Col. Sheppard

I managed to latch onto the hull of the hive before we went into hyperspace.

Ronon

Nice move.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Saw it in a movie once.

Dr. McKay

Their operating system is a mess! Good thing I still remember DOS. [after a beat, he turns and looks back at Ronon] Trust me, that was hilarious!

Ronon

Are you done yet?

Ronon

In which case I said I will track him down, hang him by his feet, and cut off his...

Dr. Weir

Yes, thank you. I think we get the message.

Ronon

[regarding a specific Wraith] You kill him before I do, I kill you.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

What if he kills you first?

Ronon

Then you kill him.