John Sheppard quotes from Stargate Atlantis

Maj. Sheppard

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Atlantis. Please remain seated until the Puddle-Jumper has come to a full and complete stop.

John Sheppard

You do realize that could get us into all sorts of trouble, right?

Maj. Sheppard

If we're going to play the waiting game, the guy who's been around for ten thousand years is gonna win!

Maj. Sheppard

You know that for a fact, Sergeant, or is your spidey sense just tingling?

Maj. Sheppard

Look, I'm not asking you swim out there! I'm asking you to push a few buttons!

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Too many mouths to feed - or hands to feed.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color...

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Easy, Chewie, you're gonna cut your hands off.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off. Now! [Nothing happens] Worth a try.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

This is Sheppard. I'm pretty sure you can't hear me, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to, so what the hell.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

(explaining his plan to the Wraith Queen) Once we get in range, we beam a canister into the CO2 chamber and boom! One hive ship de-wraith-ified.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

I'm still waiting to meet an Ancient race that's invented the car.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

You know, I could've sworn I was gonna wake up dead today.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Good old plan "D", works every time.

Lt. Col. Sheppard

Okay, kids. Do I have to pull this thing over? It's hard enough being in this damned thing for hours without listening to you guys.